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17TH OF MAY SPECIAL
THE GUYS: Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab!!
[HEY BRISKEBY]
MUTASIM: Yes, we love…* Today, it’s the 18th of May, so we’re going to have a, boom, 17th of May special.
ELIAS: What are you doing?
MUTASIM: Bro..
ELIAS: You know this is my Youtube channel, right? And then you come with this 17th of May stuff..
MUTASIM: Look, look, look how tired this guy is and I’m like fresh.
MIKAEL: He has a bowtie.
MUTASIM: Bowtie! I got this, understand?
MIKAEL: [Singing]
ELIAS: But what’s the thing with the 17th of May? Why do we celebrate the 17th of May?
ADAM: It’s Norway’s birthday!
MUTASIM, WITH A DIALECT: It’s Jesus’ birthday.
ELIAS: Jesus’ birthday?
ADAM: Are you sick or something?
MUTASIM: No!
ELIAS: That’s wrong.
ADAM: We don’t have Jesus flags, we have Norwegian flags!
MUTASIM: What’s this, everyone? It’s a cross! Jesus Christ.
ADAM: Is he being serious?
ELIAS: But both those answers are wrong.
MIKAEL: We became independent..
ELIAS: No.
MIKAEL: We became independent from Denmark.
[TIRED SMARTASS]
YOUSEF: It’s the constitutional day, man. In 1814..
ADAM: Yousef gets it, man! He gets it. Yousef, you get me.
MUTASIM: I can get behind that. It sounds.. But Jesus too, maybe. Huh?
YOUSEF: Christmas?
ELIAS: That’s Jesus!
MUTASIM: How much does one of those bunads* cost?
MIKAEL: It’s reaaaaaly fucking expensive, man.
ADAM: It depends on whether you’re getting a Holmlia bunad or..
ELIAS: I can buy a big car for that money!
ADAM: There are bunads for every city! You know, Briskeby bunad,
MUTASIM: Yeah, right!
ADAM: Lillestrøm bunad, Holmlia bunad, Nordland bunad, Oslo bunad,
MUTASIM: So they’re not all the same?
ADAM: Bærum bunad, Holmenkollenbunad.. But the best girl’s bunad is Bergen bunad.
MIKAEL: What is the biggest disappointment?
ELIAS: From yesterday?
ADAM: The biggest disappointment? We were standing for at least one hour outside the castle and waited for that Sverre Magnus* dabbing and we we’re standing there like a cheer squad like: dab, dab..
THE GUYS: Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab!! One, two, three four!
ADAM: But that fucker never dabbed!
MUTASIM: No..
ADAM: He could’ve been a legend, but he disappointed us.
ELIAS: He was yelled at for last time!
MUTASIM: Do you think King Harald* was like.. “Hey!”
ELIAS: Yeah, he got yelled at.
YOUSEF: He got smacked by the king, man.
MUTASIM: “We’re royals..”
ELIAS: It’s O.G. Harald, man.
MUTASIM: I can’t.. Can you get it straight?
YOUSEF: It’s like this.
MIKAEL: Harald!
MUTASIM: Shoutout to Harald!
MIKAEL: Harald!
ADAM: So that was the biggest disappointment, but still! Don’t talk about the negative stuff, we enjoyed ourselves yesterday.
ELIAS: You know what, man? You’ve gotten too gassed now. Get away from there, it’s my channel, bro. Let me sit down
MUTASIM: This is a democracy!
ELIAS: Let’s wrap this up! Quick, quick, quick! On a scale from one to ten..
ADAM: No, rating!
ELIAS: Yeah, on a rating from one to ten.
ADAM: Honestly, I give the 17th of May a nine. It’s not like Eid - it’s not the best thing we celebrate all year, but we have drinks, girls in bunad and last.. girls in bunad another time.
MIKAEL: I give the 17th of May, generally, a weak six.
ELIAS: Weak six?
MUTASIM: That’s not ok!
MIKAEL: Because I’m not a big fan of nationalism and I get tired of girls smiling in bunads.
ADAM: Get out of our country, man!
ELIAS: Yousef?
YOUSEF: I give it a nine.
ELIAS: Mutta, come on!
MUTASIM: The 17th of May.. like.. 10/10 isn’t enough.
ELIAS: Oh my God..
MUTASIM: It’s like 12, 13 out of 10. It’s like.. The 17th of May is like.. the best day!
ELIAS: Why?
MUTASIM: When I was 10 years old.. I was in the children’s parade*..
ELIAS: Yeah?
MUTASIM: And I was sad. I was upset because I had bought an ice cream cone and it fell, you feel me? I was so fucking sad. Then I walk and walk and I look up and I look the King right in the eyes. Everything went completely silent and then he raised his hand and just.. Like that.
ADAM: To you, right?
MUTASIM: He waved at me like that!
ADAM: There are like 5000 people!
MUTASIM: And I like looked back and him.. and was like.. right back..
ELIAS: Stop it!
MUTASIM: I’m not kidding! Listen, listen! I’m being serious, guys!
ELIAS: Yeah, okay, congratulations. We’re done. Thanks for watching, keep safe, talk to you later. Bye!
[HEY BRISKEBY]
MUTASIM: And then we dab! One, two, three, four!
*The beginning of Norway’s national song “Ja, vi elsker”
*Bunad is Norway’s national costume.
*Sverre Magnus of Norway is a Norwegian prince. He dabbed on the castle’s balcony on the royal couple’s 80 year anniversary.
*King Harald of Norway is Norway’s king.
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