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SKAM S04E08 Clip 6 - Happy Birthday to you
ADAM: We’re fasting. We’re not having hotdogs.
ESKILD: Is that Fedon Lindberg, or who is it?
LINN: I’ve probably had chlamydia like thirteen times, it’s like.. Just take some antibiotics and it’s gone.
VILDE: Yeah.
LINN: But in the eye? I haven’t heard that one before.
EVEN: You can just do it from your side. Should I do it now? Bad hit!
ELIAS: Awesome! Look what he did now.
EVEN: Hey, guys!
MAGNUS: Hey! Hey. I’m Magnus.
ELIAS: I’m Elias.
MAGNUS: You know my girlfriend.
ELIAS: Oh.. The blonde one?
MAGNUS: Yeah.
ELIAS: Right! Yeah, yeah, yeah. She has talked lots about you.
MAGNUS: She did?
ELIAS: Yeah, she talked about you a lot.
MAGNUS: What does she say about me?
EVA: Hey! Can I also have some?
CHRIS: No!
EVA: Please?
CHRIS: You have your own drinks, you’re eighteen!
EVA: Exactly! I’m eighteen!
CHRIS: Drink your own drinks!
EVA: Should we play a drinking game? You, me and Chris since we’re looking to hook up tonight?
CHRIS: The drinking game of.. The pointing game!
NOORA: Pointing?
EVA: So we’re supposed to point at each other?
CHRIS: It’s like.. “Most likely to… Fail their exams”
[HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG IN NORWEGIAN]
ESKILD: You have three significant others!*
VILDE: Do we have a knife so we can cut the cake?
CHRIS: Move it, move it, move it! We have a gift! Open it! Put down the cake! Open! Open! Open here!
EVERYONE: open, open, open, open, open!!
EVA: What the fuck? Are you crazy?
VILDE: It’s 1,5… No, 7,5 litres.
CHRIS: It’s 6 litres.
EVA: Oh my God! Did you guys get this? I don’t know what to say!
SOMEONE: You’re going to open it now, right?
EVERYONE: Open, open, open!!
VILDE: Eva, come on! Do it!
SOMEONE: Shake it!
EVERYONE: No,no, no!!
NOORA: Hi.
SANA: Hi.
NOORA: Here you’re sitting.
SANA: Yeah. You get a bit tired when fasting.
NOORA: Yeah, is it going well? The fasting?
SANA: Now there are only 3 hours, 14 minutes and 32 seconds left.
NOORA: Yes..
AT THE SAME TIME: But I just..
NOORA:I just wanted to..
SANA: I.. Like Yousef..
NOORA: You’re kidding? I knew it!
SANA: Okay? And when I understood there was something between you two..
NOORA: No! There’s nothing between us.
SANA: But there’s something between you. I saw you guys hooking up.
NOORA: I can’t even be bothered. Just look at this. From there.
YOUSEF: [Hi sorry I just freaked out and suddenly took off yesterday. It didn’t have anything to do with you.]
NOORA: [Don’t worry about it, sorry for being all over you, it didn’t have anything to do with you.]
YOUSEF: [Haha ok]
YOUSEF: [But I was just wondering one thing, have you talked to Sana?]
NOORA: [Sana? No, what’s up?]
YOUSEF: [if it’s okay if you maybe don’t say anything to her]
NOORA: [Is there something between you!?!!]
YOUSEF: [No or I don’t know I like her a bit]
NOORA: [But does she like you?!?! I’m FREAKING OUT here! I DIDN’T KNOW!!]
YOUSEF: [No! Relax! I don’t think she likes me. Nothing has happened! We walked home together after you last Friday, and I thought maybe she liked me, but the next day she blocked me on Facebook, so I don’t think she’s that interested.]
YOUSEF: [but anyway I don’t want her to think that I’m hooking up with her friends. Or hooking up with anyone.]
NOORA: [Ok. I won’t say anything, after all, it was nothing.]
YOUSEF: [you haven’t said anything? she’s super cold]
NOORA: [I haven’t said anything, but she’s a bit strange nowadays towards everyone. I think she’s really stressed about her mock exams…]
YOUSEF: [Do you think maybe she heard about it from someone else?]
NOORA: [I don’t know, I doubt it, I haven’t heard any rumors about it]
NOORA: [Do you want me to try talking to her about you?]
YOUSEF: [Yeah, maybe?]
YOUSEF: [What are you going to say?]
NOORA: [I can say that you like her.]
YOUSEF: [Is that a good idea?]
NOORA: [At least then you’ll know if she likes you back.]
YOUSEF: [Ok do that]
YOUSEF: [Did you talk to her?]
YOUSEF: [Noora?]
NOORA: [Hi, sorry. I sent her a text but I haven’t gotten a response..]
YOUSEF: [What did you write?]
NOORA: [Just that I wanted to tell her something nice.]
YOUSEF: [What are you doing? I seriously need some advice. I met Sana. I think she hates me.]
YOUSEF: [I don’t want her to hate me. I swear that we’re soulmates.]
NOORA: [Aw <3 soulmates <3 She doesn’t hate you]
YOUSEF: [I wanted to tell her that I like her, but instead I was just an asshole and took her ball. Fuck am I 12 or what]
NOORA: [I’m at st. hanshaugen in the sun and having coffee if you want a therapist.]
YOUSEF: [What’s your nr?]
NOORA: [Have you told Sana you like her?]
YOUSEF: [No?]
NOORA: [Ok. We talked about you at school today.]
YOUSEF: [What did she say?]
NOORA: [I think she likes you.]
YOUSEF: [Did she say that?]
NOORA: [She said she didn’t, but she said it in a way that seemed like she did, if you know what I mean?]
YOUSEF: [No, I don’t understand shit.]
YOUSEF: [Just forget it. don’t talk about me anymore.]
NOORA: [ok ]
SANA: Noora? I have something to tell you. And please don’t be mad.
NOORA: What is it?
SANA: I..
EVA: Noora?
WILLIAM: Thank you for the e-mail.
*Because she blew out all the candles, apart from three