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[Welcome to voice mail from Telenor*. Please leave a message after the beep.]
SANA: Noora, please call me.
ESKILD: Hello?
SANA: Hello, Eskild? Is Noora home? It’s Sana.
ESKILD: Oh my God, they’re just in that penthouse of William’s to fuck. She’ll be back when she’s newly fucked, my little generous girl.
LINN: I think they went to London.
ESKILD: Yeah you think they went to London, but you also thought Grunde was going to win Paradise*, so you have bad judgement, Linn. Be a bit humble.
SANA: I’m just a little worried she’s mad at me.
ESKILD: She didn’t look very mad when she went off in that Aston Martin car to 3 million kroner. 3 million is a lot of money.
SANA: I sent William an e-mail.
ESKILD: E-mail? It’s been a while since I’ve written one of those.
SANA: Yes, but I sent it from Noora’s account.
ESKILD: You sent an e-mail from Noora’s account to William? Okay, what did you write?
SANA: I just wrote “I love you and if you love me, come to Oslo”.
ESKILD: That’s what made him come? An e-mail.
SANA: Yes.
ESKILD: You wrote an e-mail.. Why didn’t you think about that before? You write e-mails all the time, you brag about it. You’re a grown up, Linn. Is that what it took? She’s been stomping around in this self-pitying heartache for 8 months and then all it took was an e-mail? You shouldn’t feel bad about that, that was well done. I’m a bit proud of you. High five.
SANA: But.. I didn’t really do it for Noora’s sake. I did it because she was with a guy I like.
ESKILD: Which guy?
SANA: Just a guy called Yousef.
ESKILD: Yousef? Isn’t that the guy you were trying to pick up last night?
LINN: Once, I sent a used tampon to a girl who made out with my ex.
ESKILD: Have you had a significant other?
LINN: Yes, in the 7th grade.
ESKILD: That was the first and last one?
LINN: Yes.
ESKILD: But now we’re talking about Sana, Linn. We can talk about you later. Right now we’re talking about Sana and cute Muslim boy.
SANA: He’s not a Muslim.
ESKILD: He’s not? Okay. Hm. Do you want some guru advicing?
SANA: What’s that?
ESKILD: I was with this guy, a year ago, a very good relationship - best I’ve ever had. That was with a Turkish son of an ambassador and his name was Lito - you remember that. He was really cool, went to Blinder’n*, cared about human rights, sensitive soul, shared a lot about himself and had the most shapely cock I’ve ever touched. He was also a Muslim and not that I’m religious or anything, because I’m not, but I’ve flipped through the Bible a couple of times and there it says that the most important thing is love, or “love on top” as Beyoncé says, so I think like “What would Jesus and Muhammad do?” and that’s “let the love flow”. So we tried that - “love on top”, meaning I topped and going right into the love and you know about that because you heard. We did that lots of times, and then we started talking about other things, important things, grown up things like life and humanity and stuff and we disagreed a lot. So the conclusion is that relationships between religious and non-religious people are difficult. I cried a lot. Aren’t there some other hotties in that gang? That Elias, isn’t he cute?
SANA: That’s my brother.
ESKILD: That’s.. Yes, that’s your brother. That won’t work. That would be weird. Which religion would you follow? Buddhism or something?
LINN: Bahá'í, maybe.
ESKILD: Bahá'í , maybe. Now I got a bit inspired to research and stuff online. What are you doing today?
*Mobile company
*Reality show
*University of Oslo
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