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MIKAEL IS GONNA GET A JOB
ELIAS: Now we’re on our way to.. Hey, guys! Where are we going? Expericon! That’s where Mikael is going to a job interview.
MIKAEL: Yeah
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[BROKE FUCKER]
ELIAS: Or he’s a black fucker. You’ll never get a job, bro. They’re scared of terrorism. It’s true! You’ll never get a job, man.
YOUSEF: I’m gonna give you a few tips.
ELIAS: Watch out, watch out, watch out! Look at them!
ADAM: Oh, look at me, my name is Yousef and I know everything about getting a job because I work in a kindergarten. The only reason I got a job there is because my aunt used to work there and that’s why I’m gonna give you all the tips on going to a job interview. The most important part of getting a job is not to use your foreign last name. Your name isn’t Boukhal, today your name is Øverlie.
MUTASIM: Look at the old guy with the grey jacket.
ADAM: Yeah, guys, let’s cross the road. Now we’re done.
ELIAS: Did he give you any good tips?
MIKAEL: Shut up! None of you have a job either.
MUTASIM: You’re too poor!
MIKAEL: Because yours truly, Mikael, is going to a job interview, I thought I’d give you some advice.
[Tips to get the job]
ELIAS: The first advice is: get a haircut before you go. Don’t have as long hair as this guy. Take off your hood!
MUTASIM: Remember, just lie. Lie the entire time. Don’t be yourself.
ADAM: First of all, you have to be full. Don’t use your real name in the application if you’re a foreigner. Get a new name or you won’t get a job in Norway.
ELIAS: Where the fuck are we? We’re just walking and walking and walking..
MIKAEL: I think we’re going the right way.
ELIAS: Excuse me! DO you know where Expericon is?
[We found you]
ELIAS: We wish this cutie, Mikael, good luck on his interview.
ADAM: Good luck.
MUTASIM: Group shake!
ELIAS: Put it down, put it down.
MUTASIM: You’re just messing around!
MIKAEL: Five, six, seven, eight.
ELIAS: Talk to you later!
ADAM: Now, Mikael is at his job interview.
ELIAS: Stop banging! Maybe people are sleeping.
ADAM: He’s been in there for a long time. Guys! There he is!
ELIAS: Quick! Say it to the camera! How was it? What did they say? Talk!
MIKAEL: I don’t think I’ll get it.. Because I think we’re at the wrong building.
ELIAS: Huh?
MIKAEL: I think it’s in Drammen.
MUTASIM: Fucking hell!
ELIAS: Why were you gone for such a long time then, bro?
MIKAEL: I was walking around, looking for the guy I was supposed to meet.
ADAM: For half an hour?
MIKAEL: Yeah, man!
ELIAS: There you have it! An example of idiocy! That’s all for today.
YOUSEF: Good bye!
ELIAS: Talk to you later!