O ZIO, THE HOLY ONE!!
Переписка 19.06.17 kl 8.01 Ева
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Eva: Is there a plaid shirt at your place that belongs to me?
Jonas: Yes
My mom found it and figured out it was yours
Eva: Did she say anything?
Jonas: Nothing special. Completely chill.
Ролик Jonas 19.06.17 kl 12.19
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ONAS: Once, he forgot to bring his bike so I had to..
EMMA: You had to..?
JONAS: I had to take..
EMMA: You had to take his bike?
JONAS: But I’ll text you.
EMMA: Yeah. We will.
JONAS: Yeah.
EMMA: Where are you going?
JONAS: To the A-building.
EMMA: Okay.
JONAS: And you?
EMMA: To the B-building.
JONAS: Yes.
EMMA: Yes. What is it?
JONAS: Nothing, is there something?
EMMA: You go first, because you’re so embarrassed of me.
JONAS: I’m not embarrassed of you!
EMMA: You’re embarrassed of me..
JONAS: No, it’s just.. People.
EMMA: You’re embarrassed of me..
JONAS: Ahhh, no I’m not!
SARA: I have like this bad feeling.. I have this nervous, sinking feeling.
MAGNUS: Hey, man.
ISAK: Why?
SARA: Because girls are good at side eyeing.
ISAK: You’re the best, so you’ll win over everyone!
SARA: But think about it, if I’m invited so they can like fuck with me or something.
ISAK: That won’t happen. She just wants peace, right? It’s like this.. declaration of peace to invite someone to their Eid celebration.
SARA: Exactly what is an Eid party? What do you do? Is there any alcohol?
ISAK: You can manage one party without alcohol.
SARA: Yeah, I was just asking! Yeah.
ISAK: Yeah, sorry, but I don’t think there’s going to be any alcohol.
SARA: But I’ll be there anyway.
MAGNUS: See you there!
JONAS: Hey, boys.
ISAK: Where have you been?
MAGNUS: Where the fuck have you been?
JONAS: I was at McDonalds.
MAGNUS & MAHDI: McDonalds?
ISAK: Did you sit by yourself at McDonalds?
JONAS: No.. Yes..
ISAK: Alone.
MAGNUS: Totally alone?
JONAS: Is that so..
ISAK: Imagine, him sitting by himself, eating a burger at McDonalds.
JONAS: What the fuck is up with you? It’s McDonalds.
ISAK: Where did you get money?
MAHDI: Yeah, I was also wondering about that.
JONAS: I borrowed money.
THE GUYS: From who?
JONAS: Julian Dahl.
THE GUYS: Ohhhh!
MAHDI: The ATM!
ISAK: I don’t get why you dislike Julian Dahl. He’s rich!
MAGNUS: It’s always about money! He doesn’t even know Jonas and he can just ask?
ISAK: I saw him go to school in a suit one time, that’s a bit weird.
MAGNUS: Fucking Julian Dahl.
ISAK: Julian fucking Dahl.
[CHRIS: Hey, this is maybe a bit far out, but you dated Eva once. I’m crushing a bit on her, but I don’t really get her, from one bro to another, do you have any advice? Like what kind of flowers does she like hahaha]
JONAS: Hah! The fuck?
MAGNUS: What’s up?
JONAS: Okay, I just got a message.. From Penetrator-Chris!
MAGNUS: Penetrator-Chris? What does he want?
JONAS: Listen.. “Hey, this is maybe a bit far out”.
MAHDI: Yeah, I think so too.
JONAS: “but you dated Eva once”.
MAGNUS: Yeah.
JONAS: “I’m crushing a bit on her, but I don’t really get her, from one bro to another,
MAGNUS: Bro?
JONAS: “do you have any advice? Like what kind of flowers does she like hahaha”
ISAK: I love that ending.
MAGNUS: Are you bros?
ISAK: Ending the message with “hahaha”
JONAS: No. Why should I give him advice?
MAGNUS: Why not?
JONAS: It’s Penetrator-Chris. He’s not good enough for her.
MAGNUS: I think he’s pretty hot, though.
JONAS: No. Eva is like up here and he’s like..
MAGNUS: Hi!
VILDE: Hey, Mahdi? We’re buying Sana a gift to show her how much we love her and we don’t really know what and I was wondering if there are any Muslim traditions of what to give as a gift on Eid?
MAHDI: Uhm, I’m Catholic..
VILDE: Oh.. Sorry.
MAHDI: You don’t have to apologize.
VILDE: Who should I ask then?
MAGNUS: If you wanna tell Sana how much you love her, tell her in a card! Or what, baby?
MAHDI: Say it in a forum!
MAGNUS: Yeah?
VILDE: Yeah?
MAGNUS: Do that.
JONAS: Hah, forum..
MAHDI: Yeah, yeah..
JONAS: Vilde? What’s up with Chris and Eva?
VILDE: I don’t know, I think they’re just sleeping together. Eva is maybe a bit in love with him, but I don’t think he’s keen on something more. Bye!
MAGNUS: Bye! Give me a kiss before you leave.
VILDE: Bye.
MAGNUS: Bye, baby. But fuck! With Penetrator-Chris. That was brave of him. It’s brave to send a text to the ex and ask about flowers.
MAHDI: Yeah, yeah. Do you think it’s like Vilde said or is he serious or just fucking around?
MAGNUS: I actually think it was awesome of him to text you. People change and maybe he has changed! People change! It’s pretty awesome to text the ex and ask about your girl.
JONAS: I don’t really know..
ISAK: It was pretty brave and it seems like he’s serious.
MAHDI: He was talking about flowers!
ISAK: Who’s the last person you gave flowers to?
MAHDI: My mom.
MAGNUS: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
ISAK: You won’t get a lot of flowers from Mahdi, at least. He’s an alright guy.
MAHDI: But if Eva doesn’t like him and he like Eva, just let it pass.
MAGNUS: He has to let it go.
ISAK: Yeah, but he’s not like he seems. Remember when we had that beeg with Yakuza? All that planning was me and Chris who did and I found he was an alright guy. He was the one who wanted to stand up against the biggest douches in all of Oslo.
MAGNUS: He had your back?
ISAK: Anyways, it turned out he was a really nice guy and..
[JONAS: Fuck flowers, take it down a notch, just ask if she wants to watch Fresh Prince and eat nachos or something.]
ISAK: And we thought ‘fuck it’, let’s try to take them [Yakuza] on.
MAGNUS: Were you keen on him?
ISAK: Huh?
MAGNUS: Were you keen on him?
ISAK: No, no, no, but..
MAGNUS: Was he the one who knocked that guy down with the bottle?
ISAK: No, that was William.
MAGNUS: Oh, William. Oof.
MAHDI: Poor guy.
MAGNUS: What happened to the guy after?
ISAK: He deserved it. He’s the worst cunt in all of Oslo.
MAGNUS: Did he pass out?
ISAK: Almost. I was in the middle of the fight..
MAGNUS: Did YOU fight?
ISAK: Yeah, it was this rich preppy guy from Bærum.
MAGNUS: Who won? Is it fun to have beef?
[JONAS: Hey, sorry for being lame, come with me to a party on Saturday?]
ISAK: They had a plan of beating up everyone in their way, they had to be stopped.
MAGNUS: That’s fucked.
ISAK: It was fucked! They beat up Jonas!
MAHDI: That’s not cool.
MAGNUS: No! They did?
ISAK: Yeah, without any reason! What’s up with your William hair?
MAGNUS: This isn’t William hair! I’ll show you William hair.
Переписка 19.06.17 kl 16.30 Эмма
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EMMA: Aww. What happened? Not embarrassed of me anymore?
JONAS: Never embarrassed
JONAS: Are you in?
EMMA: What kind of party
JONAS: Sana is having an Eid party. The night before the day 🙏
EMMA: hmmm
EMMA: okay 😄
EMMA: I don’t know anyone tho
JONAS: Don’t worry*, everything is chill
EMMA: ❤
Переписка g 19.06.17 kl 18.02 П-Крис
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Jonas: Fuck flowers, put it down man. Just ask if she wants to watch Fresh Prince and eat nachos or something.
Chris: haha, weird combo. Thanks, bro. Appreciate it
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Eva: Is there a plaid shirt at your place that belongs to me?
Jonas: Yes
My mom found it and figured out it was yours
Eva: Did she say anything?
Jonas: Nothing special. Completely chill.
Ролик Jonas 19.06.17 kl 12.19
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ONAS: Once, he forgot to bring his bike so I had to..
EMMA: You had to..?
JONAS: I had to take..
EMMA: You had to take his bike?
JONAS: But I’ll text you.
EMMA: Yeah. We will.
JONAS: Yeah.
EMMA: Where are you going?
JONAS: To the A-building.
EMMA: Okay.
JONAS: And you?
EMMA: To the B-building.
JONAS: Yes.
EMMA: Yes. What is it?
JONAS: Nothing, is there something?
EMMA: You go first, because you’re so embarrassed of me.
JONAS: I’m not embarrassed of you!
EMMA: You’re embarrassed of me..
JONAS: No, it’s just.. People.
EMMA: You’re embarrassed of me..
JONAS: Ahhh, no I’m not!
SARA: I have like this bad feeling.. I have this nervous, sinking feeling.
MAGNUS: Hey, man.
ISAK: Why?
SARA: Because girls are good at side eyeing.
ISAK: You’re the best, so you’ll win over everyone!
SARA: But think about it, if I’m invited so they can like fuck with me or something.
ISAK: That won’t happen. She just wants peace, right? It’s like this.. declaration of peace to invite someone to their Eid celebration.
SARA: Exactly what is an Eid party? What do you do? Is there any alcohol?
ISAK: You can manage one party without alcohol.
SARA: Yeah, I was just asking! Yeah.
ISAK: Yeah, sorry, but I don’t think there’s going to be any alcohol.
SARA: But I’ll be there anyway.
MAGNUS: See you there!
JONAS: Hey, boys.
ISAK: Where have you been?
MAGNUS: Where the fuck have you been?
JONAS: I was at McDonalds.
MAGNUS & MAHDI: McDonalds?
ISAK: Did you sit by yourself at McDonalds?
JONAS: No.. Yes..
ISAK: Alone.
MAGNUS: Totally alone?
JONAS: Is that so..
ISAK: Imagine, him sitting by himself, eating a burger at McDonalds.
JONAS: What the fuck is up with you? It’s McDonalds.
ISAK: Where did you get money?
MAHDI: Yeah, I was also wondering about that.
JONAS: I borrowed money.
THE GUYS: From who?
JONAS: Julian Dahl.
THE GUYS: Ohhhh!
MAHDI: The ATM!
ISAK: I don’t get why you dislike Julian Dahl. He’s rich!
MAGNUS: It’s always about money! He doesn’t even know Jonas and he can just ask?
ISAK: I saw him go to school in a suit one time, that’s a bit weird.
MAGNUS: Fucking Julian Dahl.
ISAK: Julian fucking Dahl.
[CHRIS: Hey, this is maybe a bit far out, but you dated Eva once. I’m crushing a bit on her, but I don’t really get her, from one bro to another, do you have any advice? Like what kind of flowers does she like hahaha]
JONAS: Hah! The fuck?
MAGNUS: What’s up?
JONAS: Okay, I just got a message.. From Penetrator-Chris!
MAGNUS: Penetrator-Chris? What does he want?
JONAS: Listen.. “Hey, this is maybe a bit far out”.
MAHDI: Yeah, I think so too.
JONAS: “but you dated Eva once”.
MAGNUS: Yeah.
JONAS: “I’m crushing a bit on her, but I don’t really get her, from one bro to another,
MAGNUS: Bro?
JONAS: “do you have any advice? Like what kind of flowers does she like hahaha”
ISAK: I love that ending.
MAGNUS: Are you bros?
ISAK: Ending the message with “hahaha”
JONAS: No. Why should I give him advice?
MAGNUS: Why not?
JONAS: It’s Penetrator-Chris. He’s not good enough for her.
MAGNUS: I think he’s pretty hot, though.
JONAS: No. Eva is like up here and he’s like..
MAGNUS: Hi!
VILDE: Hey, Mahdi? We’re buying Sana a gift to show her how much we love her and we don’t really know what and I was wondering if there are any Muslim traditions of what to give as a gift on Eid?
MAHDI: Uhm, I’m Catholic..
VILDE: Oh.. Sorry.
MAHDI: You don’t have to apologize.
VILDE: Who should I ask then?
MAGNUS: If you wanna tell Sana how much you love her, tell her in a card! Or what, baby?
MAHDI: Say it in a forum!
MAGNUS: Yeah?
VILDE: Yeah?
MAGNUS: Do that.
JONAS: Hah, forum..
MAHDI: Yeah, yeah..
JONAS: Vilde? What’s up with Chris and Eva?
VILDE: I don’t know, I think they’re just sleeping together. Eva is maybe a bit in love with him, but I don’t think he’s keen on something more. Bye!
MAGNUS: Bye! Give me a kiss before you leave.
VILDE: Bye.
MAGNUS: Bye, baby. But fuck! With Penetrator-Chris. That was brave of him. It’s brave to send a text to the ex and ask about flowers.
MAHDI: Yeah, yeah. Do you think it’s like Vilde said or is he serious or just fucking around?
MAGNUS: I actually think it was awesome of him to text you. People change and maybe he has changed! People change! It’s pretty awesome to text the ex and ask about your girl.
JONAS: I don’t really know..
ISAK: It was pretty brave and it seems like he’s serious.
MAHDI: He was talking about flowers!
ISAK: Who’s the last person you gave flowers to?
MAHDI: My mom.
MAGNUS: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
ISAK: You won’t get a lot of flowers from Mahdi, at least. He’s an alright guy.
MAHDI: But if Eva doesn’t like him and he like Eva, just let it pass.
MAGNUS: He has to let it go.
ISAK: Yeah, but he’s not like he seems. Remember when we had that beeg with Yakuza? All that planning was me and Chris who did and I found he was an alright guy. He was the one who wanted to stand up against the biggest douches in all of Oslo.
MAGNUS: He had your back?
ISAK: Anyways, it turned out he was a really nice guy and..
[JONAS: Fuck flowers, take it down a notch, just ask if she wants to watch Fresh Prince and eat nachos or something.]
ISAK: And we thought ‘fuck it’, let’s try to take them [Yakuza] on.
MAGNUS: Were you keen on him?
ISAK: Huh?
MAGNUS: Were you keen on him?
ISAK: No, no, no, but..
MAGNUS: Was he the one who knocked that guy down with the bottle?
ISAK: No, that was William.
MAGNUS: Oh, William. Oof.
MAHDI: Poor guy.
MAGNUS: What happened to the guy after?
ISAK: He deserved it. He’s the worst cunt in all of Oslo.
MAGNUS: Did he pass out?
ISAK: Almost. I was in the middle of the fight..
MAGNUS: Did YOU fight?
ISAK: Yeah, it was this rich preppy guy from Bærum.
MAGNUS: Who won? Is it fun to have beef?
[JONAS: Hey, sorry for being lame, come with me to a party on Saturday?]
ISAK: They had a plan of beating up everyone in their way, they had to be stopped.
MAGNUS: That’s fucked.
ISAK: It was fucked! They beat up Jonas!
MAHDI: That’s not cool.
MAGNUS: No! They did?
ISAK: Yeah, without any reason! What’s up with your William hair?
MAGNUS: This isn’t William hair! I’ll show you William hair.
Переписка 19.06.17 kl 16.30 Эмма
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EMMA: Aww. What happened? Not embarrassed of me anymore?
JONAS: Never embarrassed
JONAS: Are you in?
EMMA: What kind of party
JONAS: Sana is having an Eid party. The night before the day 🙏
EMMA: hmmm
EMMA: okay 😄
EMMA: I don’t know anyone tho
JONAS: Don’t worry*, everything is chill
EMMA: ❤
Переписка g 19.06.17 kl 18.02 П-Крис
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Jonas: Fuck flowers, put it down man. Just ask if she wants to watch Fresh Prince and eat nachos or something.
Chris: haha, weird combo. Thanks, bro. Appreciate it
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