O ZIO, THE HOLY ONE!!
Переписка 21.06.17 kl 12.12 Исак
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Ролик Even 21.06.17 kl 13.13
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[EVEN: Did anyone remember to buy mustard and ketchup?
MAGNUS: ✅
JONAS: We’re already in Urraparken*. When are you coming?
EVEN: I’m waiting for him. We’ve bought enough beer, right?
It’s important!
EVA: For the third time, we’ve bought enough beer
MAHDI: bro chill
EVEN: Sorry. I just want his birthday to be perf.
JONAS: You’re overreacting, he doesn’t give a fuck about ketchup
EVEN: Let me overreact. You should’ve known what he has to keep up with for the rest of the 363 days of the year.
He’s way too good for me
CHRIS: That’s not what I see. I see a boyfriend who’s more than good enough. Someone who has made a pretty mad boy into a pretty happy boy.
NOORA: What’s up with you, Chris?]
ISAK: Hey.
EVEN: Hey!
ISAK: Wow!
EVEN: You can open it yourself.
ISAK: Beer at school? Amazing!
EVEN: Cheers.
ISAK: Cheers.
EVEN: Did you find your film?
ISAK: No, I didn’t. I can’t find it. I don’t know where it is.
EVEN: It’s on Youtube!
ISAK: It’s on Youtube? That helps me a lot. There are like ten billion videos there.
EVEN: But if you don’t understand the title, you won’t get to see the film.
ISAK: You can’t give me a little hint?
EVEN: It starts with G.
ISAK: G? I tried gule gardiner (yellow curtains), but it wasn’t that.
EVEN: You weren’t that far off.
ISAK: No? Green curtains? Grey curtains? *???*
EVEN: It’s okay if you are, but I would never write that in the title.
ISAK: What is it then?
EVEN: I’m not telling.
ISAK: Guuuuh… God!
EVEN: Yes.
ISAK: God!
EVEN: Yes, the film is called ‘God’. You think so?
ISAK: Good. I’ll check it out later.
EVEN: Do you think I would call a film ‘God’?
ISAK: Yeah, if it was about me.
EVEN: That’s so pretentious.
MAN: Get a room, you fags!
ISAK: What? What did he say? What did you say?
MAN: Fucking gross.
ISAK: Fuck! Huh? Do you think you can go around and just do that stuff? Come here! What the fuck? Fucking cunt face! You’re fucking ugly, you know that? I can’t with that stuff. He can’t say stuff like that!
EVEN: Look at me.
ISAK: He can’t say that ugly stuff.
EVEN: Look at me.
ISAK: Yes! Yes!
EVEN: It’s fine. Okay? We’ll take it totally chill and we’ll go meet our friends and we’ll go to the park and drink beer. Okay? Okay? Okay? Shall we leave?
ISAK: Yes.
(*Uranienborg park in Oslo)
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THE BOY WHO COULDN’T HOLD HIS BREATH UNDERWATER
[Happy birthday bby
By: Even Bech Næsheim]
EVEN: You have to do it.
ISAK: But it’s so scary!
EVEN: Isak. Isak!
[GABRIELLE - NATTERGAL]
ISAK: Should we drive? I’m not sure.
EVEN: Not sure?
[Incomprehensible giggling and chatter]
EVEN: Happy birthday, Isak.I hope you liked the video. I love you.
Переписка 21.06.17 kl 19.30 Микаэль
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MIKAEL: Hey. Hey Briskeby vid is out now. Really awesome of you to tell about it on the channel. Thanks brave best bud, talk to you later
MIKAEL: Tell Isak habby bday from me
EVEN: Thanks yourself, bro. Isak says thanks. Talk later
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NIPPLE TWIST
[HEY BRISKEBY]
ELIAS: What’s up everyone. This is unfortunately our last Hei Briskeby video.. PSYCHE!
ADAM: This is not our last one!
ELIAS: Never! Yousef went to Turkey, like you know, but in the meanwhile we have a stand-in. He deserves an introduction.
MUTASIM: Okay, ready? Okay! Come on! We’re starting slow.
ELIAS: Yeah, yeah.
MUTASIM: Great, okay boys. Who is coming?
MIKAEL: What the fuck?
MUTASIM: Who is coming? Who is it? Who is it?
ELIAS: Oh my God who is it? Are you ready? Hold on!
[YELLING AND SCREAMING]
ELIAS: Yes! As you can see, we have the one and only Even back!
ADAM: In the gang.
EVEN: It’s good being back.
ELIAS: It’s good having you back.
ADAM: In the squad.
EVEN: It was nice to be invited.
ADAM: It’s always nice!
ELIAS: So, finally back. What is it?
ADAM: An alarm, bro.
MIKAEL: Trump is bombing Norway.
MUTASIM: No, this is.. It’s..
ELIAS: *???* is here to invade the country. Okay, today’s challenge is ‘Best friend’s challenge.
[BEST BUD CHALLENGE
Someone gets a question
The others answer on a piece of paper
The loser gets a nipple twist]
ELIAS: The ones who choose the wrong answer, get a nipple twist.
ADAM: I’m not doing that, man.
ELIAS: Okay, it’s Even’s turn.
EVEN: What is my catchphrase?
MIKAEL: Fucking.. What.. What is it..
MUTASIM: I KNOW IT! I know it.
ELIAS: Ready, set, go!
MUTASIM: ‘Relax! I’ve got you.
EVEN: What was it?
MUTASIM: ‘Relax! I’ve got you’
ELIAS: ‘Relax, I’ve got you’
EVEN: You wrote that too?
MIKAEL: ‘Hit it (a joint)’
ADAM: He always used to..
[420 THOOOO]
ELIAS: ‘Hey bro’, ‘Relax, I’ve got you’, ‘Do you have snus*?’, ‘Relax, I’ve got you’ ‘Bro do you have..’
ADAM: It’s true, he always says that.
ELIAS: ‘Do you have any perfume?’, ‘Yeah, relax bro, I’ve got you’. Okay. Where is your nipple?
MIKAEL: AHHHH! Fuck!!
ADAM: Get it together, you idiot. Poor him.
ELIAS: Who sent me a DM on Insta last?
ADAM: You know them.
EVEN: Yeah?
ELIAS: One, two, three. Okay, what did you write? ‘Isabell’, ‘Isabell from Elvebakken*’, ‘Isabell’
EVEN: Nooo? Isabell!
ADAM: They’re still talking!
EVEN: Are you hooking up with Isabell? She’s cute, though.
ADAM: He was the one who..
EVEN: She’s cute.
[Incomprehensible, talking over each other]
ADAM: If you’re going to hook up, tell me, because she’s seriously hot.
ELIAS: Oh! So you..
ADAM: You talk to too many girls at the same time.
ELIAS: So you’re taking my leftovers?
MIKAEL: Wow! Wow! You can’t say that..
ADAM: You’re not even going to touch her.
ELIAS: He takes my leftovers. One, two, three!
ADAM: ‘Which song do I play before fucking?’ Mutta! Mutta you should know this.
EVEN: If he has kept his tradition..
ELIAS: One, two, three!
ADAM: What did you write?
EVEN: Birthday sex.
[SINGING TO BIRTHDAY SEX]
[PART TWO
Memory lane & real talk with Even Bech Næsheim]
ELIAS: But are you coming to Sana’s party?
MUTASIM: When is it?
EVEN: Of course.
MIKAEL: Yeah.
ELIAS: You’re coming over anyways. But Isak and the boys were really awesome.
ADAM: Yeah, awesome.
EVEN: Yeah, they’re fucking awesome.
ELIAS: You’re a very good couple. Very cute together.
EVEN: That’s nice.
ELIAS: When did you get together?
EVEN: Like half a year ago or something.
ADAM: Yeah? Awesome. Where did you meet?
EVEN: At Nissen.
ADAM: I talked to him a lot at Eva’s birthday party.
EVEN: Yeah, fuck, that was really nice.
ADAM: Yeah, really nice. Remember when we had our science exam and I had to go to the bathroom?
[Memory lane]
EVEN: It was so fun at Elvebakken.
[Memory lane]
ELIAS: Those were good times.
ADAM: But! I don’t miss school. I’m glad I’m done with school. Why did you quit, Even? What happened? Why did you quit Elvebakken?
EVEN: Uhm.. No, it was during that period of time where we started losing contact and I just felt like.. Stuff was at the bottom of a hill, if you know what I mean? And I felt like I had to have a new start.
ADAM: That’s understandable. We understand
ELIAS: So it wasn’t because of us?
EVEN: No, no, no.
ELIAS: Because we heard this rumour going around, and we didn’t dare to ask you.
ADAM: It was.. We called and called, but we didn’t get an answer. And you don’t have to answer, you can answer off camera if that’s better, but.. We heard that, during that time, after you quit Elvebakken.. That you tried to kill yourself.
EVEN: Mhm. Uhm..
MIKAEL: It’s probably very difficult to answer.
EVEN: I was sick.
ADAM: Yes.
EVEN: Uhm, I was in a really bad place, but I feel a lot better now.
ADAM: Yeah. That’s good.
EVEN: Now I have a good dialy life and..
ADAM: That’s great. That’s the most important.
EVEN: I have a job and I graduated and it’s chill.
ADAM: Now, it’s only going up.
EVEN: I’m back with the boys.
ELIAS: It’s good having you back too.
EVEN: Awesome.
ADAM: Don’t get us wrong. Even is an awesome guy.
MUTASIM: He’s the coolest person I’ve ever met
ELIAS: The coolest! He was the one who taught me all my dance moves
ADAM: What dance moves?
ELIAS: And all the pick up lines!
MUTASIM: Guess who taught me this one! That was this guy.
ADAM: Then you’re a bad student, because he’s so fucking good at that.
ELIAS: It’s good having you back.
EVEN: It’s good being here.
ADAM: Yeah, it is. Awesome.
THE GUYS: EVEN! EVEN! EVEN!
ADAM: Three, two, one!
[Everyone dabs]
MIKAEL: You have to be in more videos in the future.
ADAM & ELIAS: Yeah.
EVEN: Yeah, can I?
ELIAS: Of course.
ADAM: yeah, of course.
ELIAS: Now..
ADAM: Yousef, just stay in Turkey, man!
ELIAS: Wait!
EVEN: Yeah, Yousef, if you’re watching, stay in Turkey.
ADAM: Just stay there.
ELIAS: We’re six people, not five.
EVEN: We’ll buy a bigger sofa.
THE GUYS: Yeah.
ADAM: Bring a sofa back home from Turkey. It’s probably cheaper.
ELIAS: Okay everyone, that’s all for today. Should we just say it together? One, two, three.
EVERYONE: HAVE A GOOD SUMMER! WE’LL TALK LATER!
(*Chewing tobacco
*The high school they went to)
Переписка 21.06.17 kl 21.33 Исак
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Isak: fy faen
i love you
sit with me
even: you know its 21.21
isak: you know i was born at 21.21
even: swear
isak: i swear
even: i got a boner right now
isak: should we leave
even: we cant just leave its your birthday
isak: i decide, its my birthday
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Ролик Even 21.06.17 kl 13.13
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[EVEN: Did anyone remember to buy mustard and ketchup?
MAGNUS: ✅
JONAS: We’re already in Urraparken*. When are you coming?
EVEN: I’m waiting for him. We’ve bought enough beer, right?
It’s important!
EVA: For the third time, we’ve bought enough beer
MAHDI: bro chill
EVEN: Sorry. I just want his birthday to be perf.
JONAS: You’re overreacting, he doesn’t give a fuck about ketchup
EVEN: Let me overreact. You should’ve known what he has to keep up with for the rest of the 363 days of the year.
He’s way too good for me
CHRIS: That’s not what I see. I see a boyfriend who’s more than good enough. Someone who has made a pretty mad boy into a pretty happy boy.
NOORA: What’s up with you, Chris?]
ISAK: Hey.
EVEN: Hey!
ISAK: Wow!
EVEN: You can open it yourself.
ISAK: Beer at school? Amazing!
EVEN: Cheers.
ISAK: Cheers.
EVEN: Did you find your film?
ISAK: No, I didn’t. I can’t find it. I don’t know where it is.
EVEN: It’s on Youtube!
ISAK: It’s on Youtube? That helps me a lot. There are like ten billion videos there.
EVEN: But if you don’t understand the title, you won’t get to see the film.
ISAK: You can’t give me a little hint?
EVEN: It starts with G.
ISAK: G? I tried gule gardiner (yellow curtains), but it wasn’t that.
EVEN: You weren’t that far off.
ISAK: No? Green curtains? Grey curtains? *???*
EVEN: It’s okay if you are, but I would never write that in the title.
ISAK: What is it then?
EVEN: I’m not telling.
ISAK: Guuuuh… God!
EVEN: Yes.
ISAK: God!
EVEN: Yes, the film is called ‘God’. You think so?
ISAK: Good. I’ll check it out later.
EVEN: Do you think I would call a film ‘God’?
ISAK: Yeah, if it was about me.
EVEN: That’s so pretentious.
MAN: Get a room, you fags!
ISAK: What? What did he say? What did you say?
MAN: Fucking gross.
ISAK: Fuck! Huh? Do you think you can go around and just do that stuff? Come here! What the fuck? Fucking cunt face! You’re fucking ugly, you know that? I can’t with that stuff. He can’t say stuff like that!
EVEN: Look at me.
ISAK: He can’t say that ugly stuff.
EVEN: Look at me.
ISAK: Yes! Yes!
EVEN: It’s fine. Okay? We’ll take it totally chill and we’ll go meet our friends and we’ll go to the park and drink beer. Okay? Okay? Okay? Shall we leave?
ISAK: Yes.
(*Uranienborg park in Oslo)
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THE BOY WHO COULDN’T HOLD HIS BREATH UNDERWATER
[Happy birthday bby
By: Even Bech Næsheim]
EVEN: You have to do it.
ISAK: But it’s so scary!
EVEN: Isak. Isak!
[GABRIELLE - NATTERGAL]
ISAK: Should we drive? I’m not sure.
EVEN: Not sure?
[Incomprehensible giggling and chatter]
EVEN: Happy birthday, Isak.I hope you liked the video. I love you.
Переписка 21.06.17 kl 19.30 Микаэль
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MIKAEL: Hey. Hey Briskeby vid is out now. Really awesome of you to tell about it on the channel. Thanks brave best bud, talk to you later
MIKAEL: Tell Isak habby bday from me
EVEN: Thanks yourself, bro. Isak says thanks. Talk later
Видео на канале Hei Briskeby
Перевод на английский
NIPPLE TWIST
[HEY BRISKEBY]
ELIAS: What’s up everyone. This is unfortunately our last Hei Briskeby video.. PSYCHE!
ADAM: This is not our last one!
ELIAS: Never! Yousef went to Turkey, like you know, but in the meanwhile we have a stand-in. He deserves an introduction.
MUTASIM: Okay, ready? Okay! Come on! We’re starting slow.
ELIAS: Yeah, yeah.
MUTASIM: Great, okay boys. Who is coming?
MIKAEL: What the fuck?
MUTASIM: Who is coming? Who is it? Who is it?
ELIAS: Oh my God who is it? Are you ready? Hold on!
[YELLING AND SCREAMING]
ELIAS: Yes! As you can see, we have the one and only Even back!
ADAM: In the gang.
EVEN: It’s good being back.
ELIAS: It’s good having you back.
ADAM: In the squad.
EVEN: It was nice to be invited.
ADAM: It’s always nice!
ELIAS: So, finally back. What is it?
ADAM: An alarm, bro.
MIKAEL: Trump is bombing Norway.
MUTASIM: No, this is.. It’s..
ELIAS: *???* is here to invade the country. Okay, today’s challenge is ‘Best friend’s challenge.
[BEST BUD CHALLENGE
Someone gets a question
The others answer on a piece of paper
The loser gets a nipple twist]
ELIAS: The ones who choose the wrong answer, get a nipple twist.
ADAM: I’m not doing that, man.
ELIAS: Okay, it’s Even’s turn.
EVEN: What is my catchphrase?
MIKAEL: Fucking.. What.. What is it..
MUTASIM: I KNOW IT! I know it.
ELIAS: Ready, set, go!
MUTASIM: ‘Relax! I’ve got you.
EVEN: What was it?
MUTASIM: ‘Relax! I’ve got you’
ELIAS: ‘Relax, I’ve got you’
EVEN: You wrote that too?
MIKAEL: ‘Hit it (a joint)’
ADAM: He always used to..
[420 THOOOO]
ELIAS: ‘Hey bro’, ‘Relax, I’ve got you’, ‘Do you have snus*?’, ‘Relax, I’ve got you’ ‘Bro do you have..’
ADAM: It’s true, he always says that.
ELIAS: ‘Do you have any perfume?’, ‘Yeah, relax bro, I’ve got you’. Okay. Where is your nipple?
MIKAEL: AHHHH! Fuck!!
ADAM: Get it together, you idiot. Poor him.
ELIAS: Who sent me a DM on Insta last?
ADAM: You know them.
EVEN: Yeah?
ELIAS: One, two, three. Okay, what did you write? ‘Isabell’, ‘Isabell from Elvebakken*’, ‘Isabell’
EVEN: Nooo? Isabell!
ADAM: They’re still talking!
EVEN: Are you hooking up with Isabell? She’s cute, though.
ADAM: He was the one who..
EVEN: She’s cute.
[Incomprehensible, talking over each other]
ADAM: If you’re going to hook up, tell me, because she’s seriously hot.
ELIAS: Oh! So you..
ADAM: You talk to too many girls at the same time.
ELIAS: So you’re taking my leftovers?
MIKAEL: Wow! Wow! You can’t say that..
ADAM: You’re not even going to touch her.
ELIAS: He takes my leftovers. One, two, three!
ADAM: ‘Which song do I play before fucking?’ Mutta! Mutta you should know this.
EVEN: If he has kept his tradition..
ELIAS: One, two, three!
ADAM: What did you write?
EVEN: Birthday sex.
[SINGING TO BIRTHDAY SEX]
[PART TWO
Memory lane & real talk with Even Bech Næsheim]
ELIAS: But are you coming to Sana’s party?
MUTASIM: When is it?
EVEN: Of course.
MIKAEL: Yeah.
ELIAS: You’re coming over anyways. But Isak and the boys were really awesome.
ADAM: Yeah, awesome.
EVEN: Yeah, they’re fucking awesome.
ELIAS: You’re a very good couple. Very cute together.
EVEN: That’s nice.
ELIAS: When did you get together?
EVEN: Like half a year ago or something.
ADAM: Yeah? Awesome. Where did you meet?
EVEN: At Nissen.
ADAM: I talked to him a lot at Eva’s birthday party.
EVEN: Yeah, fuck, that was really nice.
ADAM: Yeah, really nice. Remember when we had our science exam and I had to go to the bathroom?
[Memory lane]
EVEN: It was so fun at Elvebakken.
[Memory lane]
ELIAS: Those were good times.
ADAM: But! I don’t miss school. I’m glad I’m done with school. Why did you quit, Even? What happened? Why did you quit Elvebakken?
EVEN: Uhm.. No, it was during that period of time where we started losing contact and I just felt like.. Stuff was at the bottom of a hill, if you know what I mean? And I felt like I had to have a new start.
ADAM: That’s understandable. We understand
ELIAS: So it wasn’t because of us?
EVEN: No, no, no.
ELIAS: Because we heard this rumour going around, and we didn’t dare to ask you.
ADAM: It was.. We called and called, but we didn’t get an answer. And you don’t have to answer, you can answer off camera if that’s better, but.. We heard that, during that time, after you quit Elvebakken.. That you tried to kill yourself.
EVEN: Mhm. Uhm..
MIKAEL: It’s probably very difficult to answer.
EVEN: I was sick.
ADAM: Yes.
EVEN: Uhm, I was in a really bad place, but I feel a lot better now.
ADAM: Yeah. That’s good.
EVEN: Now I have a good dialy life and..
ADAM: That’s great. That’s the most important.
EVEN: I have a job and I graduated and it’s chill.
ADAM: Now, it’s only going up.
EVEN: I’m back with the boys.
ELIAS: It’s good having you back too.
EVEN: Awesome.
ADAM: Don’t get us wrong. Even is an awesome guy.
MUTASIM: He’s the coolest person I’ve ever met
ELIAS: The coolest! He was the one who taught me all my dance moves
ADAM: What dance moves?
ELIAS: And all the pick up lines!
MUTASIM: Guess who taught me this one! That was this guy.
ADAM: Then you’re a bad student, because he’s so fucking good at that.
ELIAS: It’s good having you back.
EVEN: It’s good being here.
ADAM: Yeah, it is. Awesome.
THE GUYS: EVEN! EVEN! EVEN!
ADAM: Three, two, one!
[Everyone dabs]
MIKAEL: You have to be in more videos in the future.
ADAM & ELIAS: Yeah.
EVEN: Yeah, can I?
ELIAS: Of course.
ADAM: yeah, of course.
ELIAS: Now..
ADAM: Yousef, just stay in Turkey, man!
ELIAS: Wait!
EVEN: Yeah, Yousef, if you’re watching, stay in Turkey.
ADAM: Just stay there.
ELIAS: We’re six people, not five.
EVEN: We’ll buy a bigger sofa.
THE GUYS: Yeah.
ADAM: Bring a sofa back home from Turkey. It’s probably cheaper.
ELIAS: Okay everyone, that’s all for today. Should we just say it together? One, two, three.
EVERYONE: HAVE A GOOD SUMMER! WE’LL TALK LATER!
(*Chewing tobacco
*The high school they went to)
Переписка 21.06.17 kl 21.33 Исак
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Isak: fy faen
i love you
sit with me
even: you know its 21.21
isak: you know i was born at 21.21
even: swear
isak: i swear
even: i got a boner right now
isak: should we leave
even: we cant just leave its your birthday
isak: i decide, its my birthday
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