Skam festen 23.06.17 DR Nyheder

[Saha Miniloki]

перевод

Interviewer: Can we hear your Noora catchphrase?
Josefine: My Noora catchphrase?
Interviewer: Maybe the one with “fiskekakene” (the fish cakes)?
Josefine: Oh god!
Interviewer: Hi my name is Petra
Josefine: Hi, Josefine
Interviewer: Hi Josefine, nice to meet you! Skam is a big success in Denmark, and we’ve asked the danish fans to send some questions. Are you in on it?
Josefine: Yes
Interviewer: (to carl martin) Why do you think Skam is a big success, no matter if people are 15 or 40 years old?

Ulrikke: Skam; feelings, the experience of growing up and find yourself, is universal.

Carl Martin: Because it’s a series that takes the target group seriously and that dares to bring up important subjects

Iman: I think it is because alot of people can relate to at least something. Maybe not everything, but something, in Skam.
Interviewer: Is there any chance that you would fall for a danish person?
Marlon: Yeah, I think so.

Interviewer: (to henrik) Why do you have your jacket hanging down there?
Interviewer: In Denmark, there are 40 year old women who’s drooling over all of you.
Carl Martin: Yeah I’ve gotten some messages..
Interviewer: Is somebody writing you?
Carl Martin: Yeah but it’s very nice though, most often it’s very nice.

Interviewer: How was it to kiss another man?
Henrik: To kiss another man is not much different than to kiss a woman. Except that there’s a little..
Interviewer: beard?
Henrik: Beard and stuff,
Interviewer: It scratches?
Henrik: It scratches. Now I’m lucky that Tarjei hasn’t gone that far in puberty that he’s got a full beard.
Interviewer: Do I have the right lipstick on today?
Josefine: It looks very good. You’re more Noora than me.
Interviewer: (to ulrikke) Can we hear your catchphrase?

Interviewer: (to carl martin) “kødder du?” (are you kidding?)
Carl Martin: oh yeah, “kødder du?”

Ulrikke: “William is the most good looking and funny guy!”

Rakel: “I think i’m gonna go to bed again”
Interviewer: You’re good!

Noora: What is it that i’m saying now again…

Carl Martin: “Eskild, you’ve taken my fish cakes!” I think it’s something along that line? But that’s not my catchphrase!
Interviewer: Haha no, you can’t take somebody elses catchphrase.

Josefine: “I was gonna eat two fish cakes at five o clock, and now i’m not getting any fish cakes!”
Iman: “sshhh…stop talking”
Interviewer: That’s good!!

Interviewer: Josefine can you give all the danish fans a greeting in danish into the camera? And you decide yourself what you wanna say.
Josefine: Oh i’m so bad at danish!
Josefine: (trying to sound danish).. Hi.. Denmark

Marlon: (trying to sound danish) Hi hi, Watcha doin man? For fucks sake.

Ina: (trying to sound danish) It’s alot of fun…

Cengiz: *mumbles something that isn’t even words*

Ulrikke: *mumbles something that isn’t even words*

Ina: .. to watch skam.

Ina: Thank you so much for watching Skam, you’re so amazing and there hadn’t been any Skam without you.
Interviewer: there!
©

бонус

@темы: видео, Sana Bakkoush/Iman Meskini, Vilde Hellerud Lien/Ulrikke Falch, Jonas Noah Vasquez/Marlon Langeland, Even Bech Naesheim/Henrik Holm, Noora Amalie Saetre/Josefine Frida Pettersen, Linn Larsen Hansen/Rakel Ofsti Nesje, Eskild Tryggvason/Carl Martin Eggesbo, Chris Berg/Ina Svenningdal, balloon squad, интервью

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Skam Cast at VG-lista Topp 20 Rådhusplassen

[Saha Miniloki]

Skam Cast at VG-lista Topp 20 Rådhusplassen from deepinskam on Vimeo.

@темы: видео, Vilde Hellerud Lien/Ulrikke Falch, Isak Valtersen/Tarjei Sandvik Moe, balloon squad

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Skam festen 23.06.17 Dagbladet

[Saha Miniloki]

+ 3

выдержка из перевода

- Iman (Sana) says she is going to serve in the military. She leaves July 25 and will be gone for a year.

- Ina (Chris) says she still got two years left to finish at the theatre school.

- Josefine (Noora) says she has a few different things lined up. She wants to study acting at some point.

- Ulrikke (Vilde) says there is a lot of things she wants to change in the world. She wants to use her attention on that.

- Tarjei (Isak) says he will without a doubt continue with his acting career.

- Henrik (Even) also says he wants to continue his acting career.

- David (Magnus) and Marlon (Jonas) are not planning on going the acting route, but they both said the experience has been so positive that they might head that way after all.

- Sacha (Mahdi) says he plans to become a carpenter.

- Thomas (William) says he doesn’t have any concrete plans but wants to continue acting.




с англ сабами


статья

@темы: видео, Sana Bakkoush/Iman Meskini, Vilde Hellerud Lien/Ulrikke Falch, Even Bech Naesheim/Henrik Holm, Noora Amalie Saetre/Josefine Frida Pettersen, Eva Kviig Mohn/Lisa Teige, Chris Berg/Ina Svenningdal, balloon squad, интервью

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Skam festen 23.06.17 TV2

[Saha Miniloki]

перевод интервью с Хенриком

Interviewer: Are you Henrik or Even today?

H: I am always Henrik. When I am not at work, I am Henrik.

I: How is this going to be? To end an era like this in your life? Tomorrow is the last episode.

H: For me it’s been a year. I've only been a part of this for two seasons, but it really has been one of the most educational times in my life. I have learned so much and have had the opportunity to work with so many fantastic people. I just have to be very grateful. I am very happy. Of course, it is sad to end this chapter.

I: They talk about this being a 24/7 job when you are not on set filming. The character's social media accounts are active. Have you been busy?

H: Actually, there is a lady who writes all these messages.

I: Isn't that cheating?

H: I guess you can look at it that way, but that is how television works. A lady called Mari who does all the work you see on the website skam.p3.no. Thankfully we don't have to write all these messages. They are ingenious, they have created these characters and know exactly what they are going to write in all the chats. So for the actors, it has not been the 24/7 job that you're talking about. But for the production it has been like that. Get up early for filming and then straight back to editing so that everything is ready for the next day. It's only been a week ago since we filmed the last episode. We've filmed a lot of episodes in a very short time. That has been hectic. But I’ve also have had free time to do what I want to do, and that's been fantastic.

I: You have become famous. We hear about people getting recognized in Berlin, in Turkey.

H: yes, yes

I: How has it been to become so famous so fast?

H: It has happened very quickly. For me, who joined Skam in S3 knew what it meant, but I didn't know it would become such a global success. It's gotten big in China and South America especially. And when I was in Switzerland on holiday with my parents, there were people waiting for me in the shopping street because they knew I was coming. And this thing, people standing there waiting for you is so different from Norwegian television as we know it. We are not used to all this buzz surrounding it. And think that is the same for all the actors. We don't expect anything, but we think it’s nice to be recognized for the job we've done.

I: It's the last episode tomorrow. Have you seen it?

H: No, we don't get to see anything. I am so looking forward to watching it. That is what’s great about it. We can sit at home and watch the episode and there is so much we've not seen before even though we've seen the sсript, it isn't something we can imagine, if you know what I mean?

I: Is it kind of a reality TV you're a part of yourself?

H: Kind of. They make it as real as they can so that the audience will believe in it. And that’s the reason it's important for us as actors to create as big a difference between the character and the actor as possible.

I: Thank you Henrik. Have a great party tonight.
©

@темы: видео, Sana Bakkoush/Iman Meskini, Even Bech Naesheim/Henrik Holm, интервью

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Skam festen 23.06.17 VGTV

[Saha Miniloki]

С VG.no
статья-интервью с Иман
Статья
Фотографии

Полное видео с ковровой дорожки

Перевод интервью с Хенриком

Перевод интервью с Хенриком (с 11:35)
M: Even, Even, sorry I said Even. How are you?

H: I’m good M: Is it sad?

H: Can I stand on the stairs?

M: A lot of people ask me that, in order to level it out H: You’re ridiculously tall M: I know, I'm 2.01 H: I know

M: Is this a sad day?

H: Of course. We were watching some videos an hour ago, and it turned to be more sentimental than I imagined it would be. I have only been a part of this for a year, so I didn't think I would get that emotionally involved. I am, and there’s no doubt about that. I just think I’ve hidden it from myself.

M: When Even and Isak made a comeback this week, my emotions went through the roof, I cried immediately H: Aww, that’s nice

M: Are you going to miss Isak and Even, Even foremost?

H: So much. There’s a whole part of their story that has not been told yet. I’m going to miss the chemistry Tarjei and I have had these two seasons. It has been so much fun to film.

M: You’re so flirty. You’re such a passionate guy.

H: Yeah, I've been told that since elementary school.

M: My knees get weak when I talk to you.

H: My teacher in elementary school wrote on the paper “I didn’t think it was possible that a boy could charm me, but Henrik did.”

M: Perhaps you wanted to sleep with the teacher.

M: I almost forgot my question. What has Even meant for you?

H: I've put a lot of effort into Even. Both myself, since I had to use a lot of myself in the character Even and figure out what makes Even, Even. At the same time, Even’s braveness. I'm not as brave as Even in real life.

M: Few are.

H: Right? And that's what you can learn from the characters you play. What are their characteristics, why don’t more people have their characteristics, if you know what I mean?

That’s what I’ve learnt from Even. He doesn’t give a fuck about anything or anyone, as long as the ones he cares about are doing well, and his intentions are right.

M: The future. You’ve got a new management, and there was some mess afterwards. I was pissed at your management because they said you were never going to play a gay character again...

H: That's not true.

M:... and a lot of people from fan groups reacted. You wouldn't mind playing a gay character again?

H: Of course. I think Lene, my agent, also wants me to play a gay character again.

M: She just worded it wrong.

H: I get that you think so.

M: Did you yell at her?

H: I didn't think there was any reason to yell at her.

M: There wasn’t. There were just some people that told her.
H: Someone let her know. But you know, that article in Dagbladet (newspaper) was blown out of proportions, and I didn’t get the chance to answer myself, so then I just decided to stay away from it all. Because I know that everyone who knows me and my agent, know that we don’t have anything against gays. I’d love to play a gay character, no matter if it’s about homosexuality or a gay character, it’s a pleasure and I hope you know that.

M: Yes, I know that. I knew it wasn’t you.

H: I think what she meant was that as an actor you need challenges. And that’s also what I look when choosing my next projects. I don’t want to pick something that’s close to myself. I want to choose things that I haven’t experienced before, so that I’m able to grow as a person, and learn through that, similar to how I’ve learned things through Even.

M: Someone told me to ask you how much you’ve improvised in your character?

H: That’s hard to say. We’re given the opportunity to express words, but the sсript’s very detailed and Julie has a lot of teenager slang that she uses.

M: There are two scenes that I remember in particular from season 3. The Oslo Plaza scene and the Nils Bech scene where we didn’t know how Even was doing. What was it like to film the Oslo Plaza scene?

H: It was the most difficult one.

M: I’m getting goosebumps just by mentioning it.

H: It was the most difficult scene,100 %.

M: You did a really good job!

H: Thanks! That’s very nice of you. You have to be really careful when you portray a bipolar character. That’s what the director told me and what I’d imagined. I didn’t want to create a stereotypically mentally ill character, because a lot of mentally ill people live a full life. What I was trying to look for was, okay, if I was struggling with a mental illness, what would I have expressed, what would you have seen of me? That would’ve been a more hyped person, and at the same time all the way down there.

So the span became much wider. Imagine that I’m here, while Even’s here. So, to act with these mood swings has been a challenge, to not make it too dramatic and make it into a parody. Because you must have respect for those whom you portray.

M: You did that very well.

H: Thank you.

M: Speaking of those early morning bed scenes, how did you manage to act sleepy, how did you do those morning scenes? It seemed like you’d just woken up.

H: You think so?

M Yes, it was really weird.

H: Funny that you asked, because some of those scenes, it was early morning, and I don't know if it's just me, but I have this thing where you can see my eyes move rapidly if I close them when I’m not sleepy. So in that scene where we’re cuddling and Even’s depressed, I think they edited my eyes to make them still so that it looks like I’m sleeping, or else they’d be shaking.

M: They shake?

H: Yes they shake, and I didn't notice it myself so we had to cut and cut and cut, Julie was like “What are you doing with your eyes? Are you that excited?” No, I’m really tired and I'm about to fall asleep. My eyes went from side to side.

M: What's your next project?

H: I don't want to mention anything specific.
M: Hint?

Н: I might try something English or American.

M: Seriously?

H: I’m half American.

M: Damn.

H: So I want to challenge myself with an English sсript.

M: Amazing. Why not just conquer America?

H: You can’t just conquer it, now that Donald Trump is president.

M: But if he succeeded, then you will at least succeed.

H: Perhaps that’s what I should do. Become president.

M: It’s been a long time since James Dean died, we need him here again. H: Then I need to get a motorcycle licence first.

M: Yes, and not die when you’re 27, because he did H: I won't. I’m going to live until I die.

M: It was nice talking to you. Enjoy this evening.

H: You too.
©

Выдержки из интервью с актерами по отдельности

перевод

M: The future. You’ve got a new management, and there was some mess afterwards. I was pissed at your management because they said you were never going to play a gay character again...

H: That's not true.

M:... and a lot of people from fan groups reacted. You wouldn't mind playing a gay character again?

H: Of course. I think Lene, my agent, also wants me to play a gay character again.

M: She just worded it wrong.

H: I get that you think so.

M: Did you yell at her?

H: I didn't think there was any reason to yell at her.

M: There wasn’t. There were just some people that told her.

H: Someone let her know. But you know, that article in Dagbladet (newspaper) was blown out of proportions, and I didn’t get the chance to answer myself, so then I just decided to stay away from it all. Because I know that everyone who knows me and my agent, know that we don’t have anything against gays. I’d love to play a gay character, no matter if it’s about homosexuality or a gay character, it’s a pleasure and I hope you know that.

M: Yes, I know that. I knew it wasn’t you.

H: I think what she meant was that as an actor you need challenges. And that’s also what I look when choosing my next projects. I don’t want to pick something that’s close to myself. I want to choose things that I haven’t experienced before, so that I’m able to grow as

M: What's your next project?

H: I don't want to mention anything specific.

M: Hint?

Н: I might try something English or American.

M: Seriously?

H: I’m half American.

M: Damn.

H: So I want to challenge myself with an English sсript.

M: Amazing. Why not just conquer America?

H: You can’t just conquer it, now that Donald Trump is president.

M: But if he succeeded, then you will at least succeed.

@темы: видео, статьи, фото, Sana Bakkoush/Iman Meskini, Vilde Hellerud Lien/Ulrikke Falch, Jonas Noah Vasquez/Marlon Langeland, Even Bech Naesheim/Henrik Holm, Noora Amalie Saetre/Josefine Frida Pettersen, Eskild Tryggvason/Carl Martin Eggesbo, Chris Berg/Ina Svenningdal, интервью

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Ролик Kjære Sana 24.06.17 kl 22.46

[Saha Miniloki]

Ролик на сайте

перезалив с субтитрами

перевод на английский

- Dear Sana

[Incomprehensible chatter]

SANA: He’s the one who bought the toilet paper rolls.

THE GIRLS: Oh! That’s right!

VILDE: Where did they end up?

BOY: I just sold them to some friends at the Mosque. Nothing big.

EVA: Oh, okay.

BOYS: Eyyyy!

ESKILD: Eid mubarak! Eid mubarak.

SANA: Hi!

ESKILD: Hi!

SANA: Welcome.

ESKILD: Thank you and I just wanted to say Eid mubarak!

SANA: Eid mubarak!

ESKILD: Eid mubarak

SANA: Ohhh, how nice the two of you look!

ESKILD: Thanks! I’m the one who chose the outfits for tonight. I went to Grøndland and did some shopping. Yes.

SANA: Hijab and everything?

ESKILD: Hijab and everything. And I brought a little present! I brought a gift for the hostess. It’s two boreks that I put in a nice box.

SANA: That’s very nice of you.

ESKILD: You can put it on the table for the guests.

SANA: Yes, thank you so much

ESKILD: And I didn’t find an Eid mubarak card, so I bought a merry Christmas card, because it’s the same.

SANA: Awww, thank you.

ESKILD: And you look very nice. Much nicer than.. Yeah.

SANA: Thank you so much.

ESKILD: Very pretty. And you too, even though you haven’t dressed up. In your own way. You didn’t go for an ‘original’ outfit, but you look very nice. I more cultured. Or we’re more cultured. Are you going to say anything?

ISAK: It’s a while since you had this for dinner?

EVEN: We ate this every day after school.

ISAK: Why don’t you try making it yourself?

EVEN: There are so many spices and herbs and..

ISAK: Expensive?

EVEN: No, it’s not really expensive, it’s just a totally different way of cooking.

ISAK: Can’t we just have an afternoon where you just make a lot of Moroccan food for me?

EVEN: Yeah. That’s fine.

ISAK: Great.

EVEN: And some delicious tea.

ISAK: These potatoes are really good.

EVEN: Yeah, it’s good? Let me have a taste.

ISAK: It’s not like Norwegian potatoes.

EVEN: Delicious! Potato salad? Meatballs?

ISAK: No. It’s in a pretty hot sauce.

EVEN: Hot sauce. Chili.

ISAK: Hot sauce, yeah.

EVEN: Alright.

ISAK: Are we going on a vacation together?

EVEN: What kind of vacation?

ISAK: I wanna do stuff with you.

EVEN: We’re doing that anyways.

ISAK: Yeah, but.. It would be awesome to go abroad or something.

EVEN: But I’m so impulsive - I can’t plan that stuff.

ISAK: I can check out plane tickets to Morocco or something.

EVEN: Seriously?

ISAK: Yeah. Wouldn’t that be nice? The two of us in Marrakech?

EVEN: Yeah.

ISAK: Yeah?

EVEN: I’ve always wanted to go.

ISAK: Then I’ll check it out.

EVEN: You mean it?

ISAK: Dad sent me a lot of money for summer, so..

EVEN: Chill! Plus all the tips I get at Kaffebrenneriet.

ISAK: Yeah, right?

WILLIAM: Where?

NOORA: Isn’t your car..?

WILLIAM: The car?

NOORA: Yeah?

WILLIAM: Wow.

NOORA: It’s not far..

WILLIAM: We haven’t done it in that car, have we?

NOORA: No. Let’s do it.

ESKILD: Hi!

NOORA: Hi!

ESKILD: It’s just that Linn wanted to say something. I don’t know what, but she really wanted to talk a bit.

LINN: We just wanted to say that we love you a lot and that if you want to move in with William, we support you.

NOORA: Aww! Oh my God, you’re so cute, but I haven’t.. It’s so nice that you’re supportive, but I’m not going to move.

ESKILD: Aren’t you going to move in with William?

NOORA: No.

ESKILD: You’re choosing us over William?

NOORA: I’m not choosing anyone over anyone. I just.. We’re just not moving in together yet.

ESKILD: Yeah, but you’re choosing us over William. Oh my God, then we’re.. We’re Kollektivet* together!

NOORA: Yeah.

ESKILD: Yeah! Kollektivet! Kollektivet! Jump and dance and be happy. Oh, I have an idea! William can move in with us and we’ll be four! It’ll be cheaper with toilet paper and dish soap and everything that’s cheap and good, maybe if we make a Powerpoint presentation and sell it a bit better, you can decide later.

WILLIAM: I can..

ESKILD: If you agree, Linn? Do you agree? So, it’ll be so fucking good. It’ll be a fashion kollektiv! We can have guests over and.. Oh! You smell good!

WILLIAM: Thanks. You too.

NOORA: Yeah. He does.

ESKILD: Thanks. New perfume.

NOORA: Eskild?

ESKILD: Hm?

NOORA: My man.

ESKILD: Yeah. Your man, but when we all move in together, we’re going to share a lot of stuff..

NOORA: Him? No.

ESKILD: Yeah, him. Shampoo and William and.. Dish soap and everything else, but.. We can have Sunday board game night where we can play Ludo and stuff.

NOORA: The three of us can do that.

ESKILD: But then we’ll only be three, not four. It’s so boring with only three.

WILLIAM: Yeah..

ESKILD: You can have the blue chip, Linn have the green one and you can have the red one. Because of the lipstick! Not because of something else.

ISAK: Good watermelon.

SANA: Yeah, it’s very juicy.

ISAK: Yeah. Even fed me lots of delicious food a few moments ago. Very, very good.

SANA: I’ve had it before..

ISAK: We got to celebrate! The both of us got 6’es!

SANA: Yeah, I got a 6 at least.

ISAK: I got a 6 too.

SANA: You didn’t get a 6!

ISAK: I did!

SANA: You didn’t know.. I had to help you!

ISAK: Yeah, you helped me and then I got a 6.

SANA: I didn’t help you that well.

ISAK: You. Wow! You tried to tell me a bit, but not enough.

SANA: No, but I thought ‘Wow, he doesn’t even know the basics’. You can’t have gotten more than a 5, tops.

ISAK: I got a 6.

SANA: You can tell me.

ISAK: No.

SANA: Tell me you got a 5. It’s okay.

ISAK: I’m just getting shy because you’re so pretty today!

SANA: Awww! Thanks.

ISAK: Like seriously, you’re very pretty.

SANA: Thanks.

ISAK: But uhm.. No.. I got a 5.

SANA: You got a 5?

ISAK: Yeah, but I don’t dare to tell anyone.

SANA: Yeah, but it’s ok. I got a 6!

CHRIS: Hey, girl!

VILDE: Heeey!

CHRIS: Good food.

VILDE: Very good!

CHRIS: So good. I think I’m on plate number four or something. Okay, I have to say something.

VILDE: What?

CHRIS: I just wanted to say that if.. If you need someone to talk to, I’m here. Okay? We can talk about difficult stuff.

VILDE: Do you know why you’re my best friend? It’s because.. No matter how bad of a day I’m having, you always find a way to make me laugh. It’s not like you always have to talk. Sometimes, it just helps to pretend that you’re fine.

CHRIS: But it’s important that you have someone to talk to, right?

VILDE: I do.

[EVEN: We talked about it..

ISAK: To bike?

EVEN: No, about going to Morocco. Should we bring the guys?

ISAK: Of course, it’s a boys’ trip.

EVEN: Yeah.

ISAK: Boys’ trip in Morocco. It can go very wrong. It’s worth a shot.]

NOORA: Hi. Are you okay?

VILDE: Yes.

NOORA: Yeah?

CHRIS: Yeah.

NOORA: Yeah, good. I was just wondering about who’s going to hold Sana’s speech.

SARA: Wow. Ingrid, do you want to try?

INGRID: The closest thing I’ve tried is one of those juice cleanses, and it didn’t work very well.

SARA: Yeah, but that’s just drinking juice. They can’t drink.

INGRID: You can’t even drink?

JAMILLA & GIRLS: No.

INGRID: Not even water?

JAMILLA & GIRLS: No.

INGRID: Then this has to be fantastic. A celebration with lots of food and..

JAMILLA: Yes, right?

CHRIS: I just had some salad before. With tomatoes and..

EVA: Tomatoes? Ew. I don’t like them.

CHRIS: Why not?

EVA: They’re slimy and gross.

CHRIS: It’s not. You eat ketchup all the time. That’s tomatoes.

EVA: No, it’s not! It’s the stuff inside the tomato that’s gross.

CHRIS: Yeah, but like..

EVA: The mushy stuff.

CHRIS: Just don’t eat that part then.

EVA: Eat the part around it? Yeah, that’s good.

CHRIS: You don’t have a lot of delicious stuff on your plate either. What’s that purple stuff?

EVA: That’s…

CHRIS: Yeah..

EVA: I think it’s..

CHRIS: You think it’s better than tomatoes?

EVA: I haven’t tried it. It was okay.

CHRIS: It seemed very delicious.

EVA: There’s lots of good food here! Have you tried these?

CHRIS: No.

EVA: They’re so good - you have to try them.

CHRIS: I didn’t even know they had that here.

EVA: They’re like meatballs. Like the best I’ve ever had. I know, right?

CHRIS: Where?

EVA: I found them at the other end of the table. In a big pot.

[Inaudible chatter in the background]

[Lover where do you live? - Highasakite]

EMMA & CHRIS: Hey.

EMMA: Who are you?

CHRIS: Chris. Your new boyfriend.

EMMA: Hi, my new boyfriend.

EVA: What’s even happening right now?

JONAS: I think we got ditched. You have a little. You have something there.

EVA: Huh?

JONAS: No, the other cheek.

EVA: Where? Here? Take it off.

JONAS: Yeah..

VILDE: Eva, do you wanna hold the speech for Sana?

[YOUSEF: Hey, girl. Is the party any good?

SANA: Really fucking good

YOUSEF: WOW <3

I’ve been here today.

One day, I’m bringing you there]

JONAS: It’s time for the speech!

VILDE: Speech!

EVERYONE: Speech, speech, speech, speech!

JONAS: I didn’t write it. It was Noora.

NOORA: And William! And Isak helped a little too.

JONAS: Dear Sana, this speech is for you. And you’re getting it because what you’re inviting us to today, overthrows American presidents tomorrow. We live in a chaotic world where it’s difficult to understand the rules. Because why are some people poor and other people rich? Why do some people have to be refugees, while others are safe? Why are some people spit on on the street? And why is it that sometimes, even though you try to do something good, it’s still met with hate? It’s not weird that people give up. That they stop believing in the good. But thank you so much for not giving up, Sana. Because even though it sometimes feels like it, no one’s ever alone. Each and every one of us is a part of the big chaos. And what you do today, has an effect tomorrow.

[EVA VOICEOVER: We should maybe ask someone for advice..

CHRIS TEXT: Hey, this is maybe a bit far out, but you dated Eva once. I’m crushing a bit on her and I don’t really get her, from one bro to another, do you have any advice? What kind of flowers does she like hahaha]

JONAS: It can be hard to say, exactly what kind of effect. And you usually can’t see how everything fits together.

[EVA VOICEOVER: We have to take care of each other.

EVEN TEXT: He’s way too good for me.

CHRIS TEXT: That’s now what I see. I see a boyfriend who’s more than good enough. Someone who has made a pretty mad boy into a happy boy.]

JONAS: But the effects of your actions, are always there, somewhere in the chaos. In a hundred years, we may have machines that can predict the effect of every action, but until then, we can trust this:

[SARA INSTAGRAM: I’m just so fuckign tired of Ingrid being so needy and insecure all the time]

JONAS: Fear spreads.

[Flashing images of hate comments about Skam]

JONAS: But..

[COMMENTS: I’d never want to be without this <3<3<3<3

Sana needed this so much! And I did too!

This group has become a big, nice, alternative family

…just thanks! <3

Everything is just love.

Yes, I’m gay and Evak opened …

I’m sailing with you around the world, FogE

I’m with you in every parallel universe, for eternity <3

I’m almost crying, but I’m so fucking happy too

I’m crying, because I’m Vilde]

JONAS: But fortunately, love does too.

[*Shared flat/roommates

*Equivalent to an A

*Same song played in S1 when Eva told Jonas she loved him + talked to him at the skatepark after he found out she cheated on him]

КОНЕЦ

@темы: ролик, сезон 4, новая серия

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Интthвью с Иной и Карkом Мартином

[Saha Miniloki]

полное интервью

@темы: видео, Eskild Tryggvason/Carl Martin Eggesbo, Chris Berg/Ina Svenningdal, интервью

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Skam festen 23.06.17 Запись прямой трансляции NRK

[Saha Miniloki]

Трансляция NRK

Перевод интервью с Ульрике (Вильде)

Перевод интервью с Ульрике (Вильде) (с 5:33)
Host: I think we´ll have a little chat with Vilde, or Ulrikke. Who would you like to be tonight?

Ulrikke: I am Ulrikke, generally.

Host: It is easy for me to forget that, because I´m so used to seeing you as Ulrikke.

Ulrikke: Vilde

Host: Sorry, Ulrikke.

Host: We have 100 questions both for Vilde and Ulrikke. And I´m thinking we will begin with you picking three of these. (pictures of actors on popsicle sticks.) Fuck marry kill. (Explains the rules).

Ulrikke: Marry (holds up Noora)

Host: Why Noora?

Ulrikke: Why? It’s mostly because of Josefine, since I’m so fond of Josefine. Intercourse (shows Elias).

Host: You call it the classy word intercourse?

Ulrikke: Yes, intimacy, yes. And that’s because Simo is so incredibly charming. And then it’s kill (shows William) because I’ve never really had any high thoughts about William.

Host: What about Thomas then?

Ulrikke: Thomas is gorgeous.

Host: Yeah, okay. So you mixed real and false there. But we have to ask you, people, fans, have cheered for a Vilde season. That won’t happen. What do you hope will happen for Vilde in the future?

Ulrikke: That’s tricky to say, but what, for example, what’s happened when we’ve had long breaks, for like a week, a lot happens without us being fully aware of it. So there’s probably a story happening now, too. I hope it turns out alright.

Host: But if you could choose for Vilde, where is she in 5 years?

Ulrikke: She… oh, that was a nice question. I think she’s a teacher at Nissen. I think she just goes back there.

Host: The last clip comes tomorrow. We think, if we’re not fooled and it suddenly appears tonight. We have no idea. What are you gonna miss the most about Skam, now that it’s over?

Ulrikke: Shooting together and meeting there and putting on the costumes. Meeting the costume lady, everybody in the crew and cast and knowing that together you do something so fun and meaningful at the same time.

Host: How important are the Skam fans? Because we have gotten some questions from them, you see. And those I’ll give you.
How was it to tape the scene where we see Vilde at home with her mother without her “mask” on?

Ulrikke: I thought that was very special. I didn’t know who’d play the mother, so I just showed up for taping and it was also something about knowing that I would be main for a day, that now it was all on me, that made me very nervous, but yeah…

Host: It was a beautiful scene. It was a setting we’re not used to seeing Vilde in. So it was kind of good to get to know that secret she’s been carrying around too.

Ulrikke: yes.

Host: One more question from the viewers. How did you feel after the last scene was filmed on Thursday?

Ulrikke: No fuck.. Was that filmed on thursday? Well, when it was filmed is… no I think it was last week. I almost said what we taped, ehhh..

Host: You can say.

Ulrikke: It was very, very, sad. Every time I looked around and noticed the people I’ve been working with for 2 years I cried a lot.

Host: What happens now Ulrikke? Where does your path lead?

Ulrikke: For me? I’ll begin studies eventually.

Host: Do you know what (you want to study)? So you want to get away from acting?

Ulrikke: No, I don’t think that one rules out the other. But I think it’s always good to have an education in the background.
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Перевод интервью с Марлоном (Юнас)

Перевод интервью с Марлоном (Юнас) (с 10:15)
Host: Ohmygod, here we’re getting Jonas. Hi Jonas, or would you prefer I call you Marlon.

Marlon: Preferably Marlon, yes.

Host: How do you feel now that the shooting of Skam is done?

Marlon: It’s a little weird. I’ve, like, done this for two years. It’s a big part of.. When you do something for this long it tends to become a part of life, in your everyday life, that’s gone now. And that of course feels like a little hole (tomrom = empty space)

Host: You insisted that I should call you Marlon. Will it be good to leave Jonas a little? Do people think you’re Jonas?

Marlon: Yes, quite a few people think that. I think it’ll be great to have my name back.

Host: Back to Jonas. Now we re-enter the Skam universe, because it’s not totally over yet. We have to hold on as long as it’s there. Summer is over, who is Jonas with? Preferably, you think? Is it Emma? Is it Eva?

Marlon: I have to say Eva.

Host: You’re rooting for Eva?

Marlon: Yes, I root for her.

Host: Why?

Marlon: It’s the golden couple and it’s been like that since the first episode.

Host: So it’s Eva and Jonas forever?

Marlon: Yes

Host: In 5 years too?

Marlon: Yes

Host: (motioning to the cards with the characters on them) Pick three. Are you able to guess what we’re doing?

Marlon: No

Host: *explains fuck, marry, kill* You picked girl-Chris, Even and Penetrator-Chris

Marlon: (laughs) I believe I would marry girl Chris, because she is the funniest.

Host: Yeah, she doesn’t get enough room. She’s hilarious.

Marlon: Yes! Or little room, I don’t know. She’s been pretty … well I would marry her though, because you gotta have humour in daily life. And then it’s fuck and kill?

Host: Yes and we’re left with two boys. We guess who you wanna kill as Jonas.

Marlon: I’m a little unsure here.

Host: Will you go in a surprising turn here? It’s between sleeping with or killing Even or Penetrator-Chris.

Marlon: Okay, then I think I would have slept with p-chris

Host: WHAT he’s sleeping with your girl!

Marlon: Well there you go.

Host: That’s life?

Marlon: But I’d sleep with him.

Host: Why do you wanna kill Even?

Marlon: Because he’s the one left.

Host: It was accidental? Someone had to die.

Marlon: Yeah, and it was him.

Host: Jonas. What are you gonna do now. It’s over with Skam at least, where does the path take Marlon next?

Marlon: The path goes through high school. That’s the main focus now. At least after the summer vacation, but now it’s celebrating that we’re done. That we’ve done an amazingly good job. That we’ve made such a good impression.

Host: Do you have any last words for the skam fans? They love (it/you) so much.

Marlon: I just want to say thank you so much, to all of you, without everyone out there it wouldn’t be anything. And I realize that I really appreciate the good feedback, the good comments, we even get gifts, they come where we shoot and bring gifts, from China, from Indonesia, there’s like no end.

Host: You have a lot of international fans. Do you know how to say thank you in other languages than Norwegian?

Marlon: Gracias, Danke, thank you…
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Перевод интервью с Ченизом (Юзеф)

Перевод интервью с Ченизом (Юзеф) (с 18:18)
Host: “Fy søren” (Slightly milder curse than “fy faen”). Hi Yousef!

Cengiz: No, not Yousef!

Host: Not Yousef tonight?

Cengiz: No, not Yousef.

Host: We’ll treat you like Cengiz. “Jeengizz” (Cengiz corrects her) I’m not so good with pronunciation. How will it be now that Skam is over?

Cengiz: It’s first and foremost very sad, but other people have had more experience in this than me, during those two years.

Host: Yeah, you came in now in the last season.

Cengiz: I came in this last season. But of course I’ve had a lot of memories that I’ll never forget. I’ve built a strong bond with everyone and made new friends in life. And that’s really nice. And that’s what’s sad, that we won’t work together as often. Of course we’ll probably meet in other settings, but not the same setting, and that’s what’s kinda sad.

Host: I see that. It’s a little wistful. But, I watch Skam all the time. I’m obsessed. Always been. And I’ve always wondered what’s sсript and what’s improvisation. Because that scene, just recently, where Yousef and Sana are, like, down at the docks and playing and it’s that shower and the trust test. Is that scripted? Because it looks so real!

Cengiz: That is sсript. That’s why we’re called actors.

Host: How do you manage that? Like how do you prepare for a scene like that, to make that real?

Cengiz: Well, it’s just trying to… It’s not easy. It’s hard. It’s not easy at all. It’s actually one of the hardest scenes I’ve filmed, and I’m sure it was for Iman too. But we’re really good friends, like brother and sister. It’s mostly fun to shoot and when we crack up together, it becomes this real, little flirty vibe on camera, but in reality we’re just cracking up.

Host: Oh, I don’t know if that makes me happy or sad. It’s good that you have such a nice time on set, though.

Cengiz: That is called acting.

Host: Yes. But one thing. Yousef has left for Istanbul. We’ll get a clip tomorrow too, but Yousef comes back from Istanbul in August. What happens? You decide.

Cengiz: What happens? Yousef comes back to Norway. He thinks that’s sad, because his left his Turkish family in Turkey. Most likely he’s talking to Sana. More.

Host: Yes, he hasn’t found a summer fling in turkey?

Cengiz: No Yousef is not like that. Yousef’s not like that. He messed up a short while in the series, but that was because he lost hope but now he has hope.

Host: So he’s holding on to Sana during the summer?

Cengiz: I think he does, yes. If Sana doesn’t marry the basketball player that is.

Host: Yes, that’s true. *Makes Cengiz pick for fuck marry kill* Cengiz gets Jonas, Eva and Sana

Cengiz: Yeah. Everybody. I would marry everyone. Done everyone. I don’t know?

Host: Someone has to go.

Cengiz: Someone what?

Host: Someone you just have to have random sex with.

Cengiz: But I don’t do that. I’m not that kind of person.

Host: No, no. But now we’re in Skam.

Cengiz: Am I answering as Yousef?

Host: Yeah. Or you as a person. Who annoys you the most?

(Ulrikke comes up behind Cengiz’s shoulder) Ulrikke: Marry Vilde!

Cengiz: Yes. Where is Vilde? *goes through all the pictures on the table* I would marry this guy.

Host: Penetrator-Chris?

Cengiz: Yes. And this guy I would fuck (holds up picture of Even). And this guy (holds up picture of Yousef), what would I do with him? What was the last thing?

Host: I think you have to kill yourself.

Cengiz: Then I’ll kill myself.

Host: You sacrifice yourself for Penetrator-Chris?

Cengiz: Of course! My bro, penetrator Chris and my bro Henrik.. Or, Even..

Host: Yeah we keep this in the Skam universe. Host thanks Cengiz.©

Перевод интервью с Ракель (Линн)

Перевод интервью с Ракель (Линн) (с 23:09)
Host: Linn. Linn. Hi. So great. We’re not used to seeing you like this.

Rakel: No. That’s what I was thinking. I felt like I needed to bring the guns, like.

Host: And you really did. You look totally gorgeous. How is it for you, now that Skam is getting close to the end?

Rakel: It’s a little weird, feels a little empty, but also okay too.

Host: We’ve asked the listeners out there if they have any questions for you. And we got a question saying: could there be a spin off with kollektivet with eskild and linn? What do you think about that.

Rakel: I’m thinking.. I’ve become more and more fond of my character. In the beginning it was kind of a bummer, you know. You’re gonna be on TV, you finally get to do some acting. I’ve never done that before, and what do I get to act. Almost dead?

Host: But people love you!

Rakel: I’ve become really fond of Linn and now it’s almost sad not getting to be that character anymore.

Host: Everyone has a Linn in their life.

Rakel: I think everyone has a small Linn inside themselves

Host: You think so?

Rakel: Yes

Host: If you weren’t Linn, what character would you be?

Rakel: Good question. I think maybe Noora. I think she’s cool. She’s cool and reflected (we don’t know what she means here lol).

Host: So you’re a little envious of Noora?

Rakel: Yes.

Host: *explains fuck marry kill* Eva, Noora, Eskild

Rakel: Fuck (eva), marry (noora), kill (eskild).

Host: Why?

Rakel: He gets on my nerves, but he also loves me, so its kinda stupid really. (IN WHICH SHE IS LITERALLY LINN)

Host: Why fuck Eva and not Noora?

Rakel: Because I’d rather marry Noora.

Host: You sacrifice everything for Noora.

Rakel: Yeah. yes. I do.

Host: We hope for a spin off of kollektivet, thank you.
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Перевод интервью с Иман (Сана)

Перевод интервью с Иман (Сана) с 26:00
Host: Here we get the star of the evening.

Iman: Hi.

Host: So great. How are you doing?

Iman: Really good.

Host: How does it feel with your season, how has it been?

Iman: It’s incredible.

Host: How did it go?

Iman: It’s been really good. And I’ve learned so much about myself too, because I’ve never done acting before. Julie Andem is a genius, she brings out sides of you you didn’t know you had. So thanks a lot for that.

Host: You’ve shown a side of Norwegian reality that maybe a lot of people don’t recognize themselves in. Islam that is. And you’ve done it in a really honest way. Do think thats done something to people in Norway? To like, see how that is?

Iman: I hope it has.

Host: How has it been for you then?

Iman: For me? It’s been an honour to be a part of. I’ve tried to contribute as well as I could and do my best.

Host: I think everyone is super happy. I have to ask, what’s been the hardest part of season 4 and playing Sana?

Iman: The hardest part has been acting mad.

Host: yeah. Cuz I’ve seen your Instagram and there you’re always smiling. And then there’s Sana who’s kinda…

Iman: Yes. I remember the first time it said in sсript that Sana smiles, I was like wow! And I got to smile. But angry was hard because it’s hard to be angry when you’re really in a good mood.

Host: Now Yousef left to Istanbul. We’re back in Skam land now. You don’t get to be yourself just yet. We pretend it’s august and Yousef is back. What’s your hope for Sana and Yousef?

Iman: My hope for Sana and Yousef is.. I believe in fate so what happens happens.

Host: But what happens?

Iman: That we don’t know.

Host: Fate decides?

Iman: Fate decides. Unless Julie Andem makes another season..nah.

Host: Was that a hint?

Iman: No, I’m just kidding.

Host: Iman you don’t get to leave before we test you in something that’s become your thing. (motions to carrot and peeler on table)

Iman: Oi!

Host: How good have you gotten at peeling carrots? You should nail this. You’ve gotten some practice.

Iman: Ive gotten some practice. Let’s see.

Host: Can we see you peel a carrot?

Iman: THERE. No hehehe (Iman trying to peel a carrot)

Host: Have you not learned anything from Yousef or?

Iman: It was like this. (peeling carrot lol)

Host: Inwards. She’s got it.

Iman: I can do this!
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Перевод интервью с Карлом Мартином (Эскиль)

Перевод интервью с Карлом Мартином (Эскиль) с 29:12
Host: Hi. How is it to be Carl Martin and not Eskild?

Carl Martin: The answer to that is that I’ve been Carl Martin my whole life so that’s not a problem at all.

Host: You’re nailing this.

Carl Martin: I’m nailing it.

Host: Fuck (fadern is not as bad as fuck tho, so like a soft fuck), we’re gonna miss Eskild.

CM: Yes, me too.

Host: What’s your hope and dreams for Eskild?

CM: I hope he dies now with Skam and gets a future in the fan’s fantasy. I think that Eskild should get to rest in peace as the guru he is.

Host: Speaking of fans. There’s a theory out there about Eskild and.. Do u know who? Elias.

CM: Aaahhhh.

Host: The fans think something’s going on.

CM: That’s cool but, yeah, I didn’t catch that. But it’s really nice if it is. Are you thinking about him sleeping on the couch?

Host: What really happened there, with him sleeping on the couch? If we play out that fan theory a little? In Eskild’s dreams, what happened?

CM: I can’t answer for Eskild but for myself, what I think happened as a fan; I can say that I think Eskild woke up in the morning and Elias lay on the bed and he made some ciabatta and orange juice and brought that in and tried feeding Elias. And I also think he brought some oils to kinda massage him on his calves.

Host: Oh thats such a Eskild thing to do.

CM: It’s nice to wake up to a little massage and a little cuddle.

Host: When you’re sick?

CM: Most of all when you’re sick! It’s good to get a little breakfast, not much but just a little ciabatta and eggs and stuff. And that’s just nice but then Elias got this twich going through him and then he threw up on Eskild. And that became a challenge that Eskild got onto, but it ended up with Elias leaving without Eskild being able to stop him, that’s what I think. I really don’t think anything happened there. Hasn’t Eskild suggested for Sana that Elias is a nice guy that she could hook up with?

Host: yeah?

CM: Yeah, where she immediately after was like, yeah…

Host: Could we hope for a spin off? An Eskild and Elias spin off?

CM: More like a Linn and Eskild spin off then haha

Host: Kollektivet? Yes, cuz that’s what a lot of people want to happen.

CM: Yes. I got that. I think that’s fun. That would be a different type of show. When Skam is done one maybe has time to make something new.

Host: Yes, and you attend acting school?

CM: Teaterskolen (theater school in oslo)

Host: You’ll stick to the acting after Skam?

CM: Yes, I don’t have much choice I have some credits (towards a degree) left to finish before I can study abroad.. But I’m enjoying it a lot.

Host: You just need to pass exams and those three years and it will be okay with studying abroad.

CM: And then we’ll see what happens after.

Host: Lots of luck!

CM: Thanks a lot. I think it’s really fun that you brought a carrot.

Host: You think so? Would you like to have a go?

CM: Can I just give a tip? If you’re gonna eat a carrot raw, peel it. But if you’re gonna cook it, don’t peel it. It’s a waste.
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Интервью с Адамом, Симо, Мутасимом и Юзефом (Адам, Элиас, Мута, Микаэль)

Интервью с Адамом, Симо, Мутасимом и Юзефом (Адам, Элиас, Мута, Микаэль) с 33:17
Host: Gutta boys. Hi. How are you doing tonight?

Adam: Good, very good. We’re enjoying ourselves.

Host: Even though Skam is over?

Simo: Yeah that’s sad, but it’s cosy atmosphere here.

Adam: Yes, everyone’s together.

Host: What will you miss the most?

Simo: The chemistry behind the camera. Everybody is like a little family, to put it that way.

Adam: I’m also gonna miss meeting everybody. Now we’ve met them regularly. Halla gutta (at the other boys).

(Mutta and Yousef walk over)

Host: *explains about the carrot* You guys are the cool boys that joined in season 4 and just changed quite a lot. How has it been to play these guys?

Adam: Very fun, very new for all of us. We’ve never acted before and suddenly a lot happened over a short amount of time. But we’ve become good friends, all of us in the balloon squad as we call ourselves.

Host: Were you Skam fans before you joined yourselves?

Simo: I’ve watched all the seasons, all the episodes, so you could say that I was a little Skam fan before I joined.

Mutasim: I got into it a little late, during season 3. I marathoned season 1 and 2.

Host: you binged everything.

Mutasim: I binged everything.

Host: If you weren’t playing yourselves, who would you play?

*discussing the question*

Adam: Sana, she has an important role. If we can choose regardless of gender, I would pick Sana. Sana has an important and really good part.

Host: Why is it important?

Adam: We are, or not all of us, but we are muslims. And we’ve felt this that not everybody’s fans of muslims. I think Iman, or Sana, or the whole season has given a good view of Islam to the entire country, or all of Europe really.

Host: Do you feel this has been less represented, especially for youth? Before this season 4 of Skam?

Adam: Absolutely. It hasn’t been (represented). At least in movies. And very often when you hear about Islam it’s in a negative setting. So save from Karpe Diem and Skam it’s often negative. Its absolutely been lacking. But I think this season made up for a lot of that, this was a very good season.

Yousef: One thing Skam is really good at is normalizing controversial subjects and Islam is really relevant now, so I think it was really reassuring, especially for you guys (to the guys), I’m not really muslim myself, but to have a representative that actually…yeah..

Host shows him the cards on the table, mutta yousef and simo all pick them up but Simo goes first.
simo: (holding the cards) do I show all three or one or-

host: all three

simo reacts to the pictures (“oy!!”)
host mentions something about now we see what happens on skam(???)

Host: that is Sana, Yousef, and Linn

simo: yes

host: now we play… fuck, marry, kill.

mutta and yousef start laughing and simo kinda falters

(host kinda explains what the game is but she goes a bit away from her mic so I can’t hear what I already don’t understand lmao)

simo: wife, marry-

mutta says something quick and laughs

host: it’s just a game!

simo slurs like an entire sentence together rip me (I think he asks what the options are again, like repeat the game?)

host: fuck, marry, kill.

simo: fuck, marry, kill…. Sana, she is pretty (…)

host: your sister

simo: my sister (says something about her being a good character/person)

host: wife?

simo: yes

host nods

Mutta and Yousef look at each other and laugh awkwardly

host: yousef and linn

simo: yousef and linn

host: will you kill linn or yousef?

simo struggles, says something about characters idfk

host: you can kiss, you can kiss

simo: kiss linn, kill yousef

ugh fast stuff again mutta helping simo out

simo: not for me (???) motions to himself and laughs

© ©

Перевод интервью с Хенриком (Эвен)

Перевод интервью с Хенриком (Эвен) (с 44:02)
A: Hi.

Н: Hi, Henrik.

A: Adelina. Nice to meet you. You have a very firm handshake.

H: I’m a bit clammy, I’ve been wearing this bubble jacket.

A: You look very cool.

H: Thanks. You too.

A: Skam’s over.

H: It is.

A: Holy crap, what are your thoughts?

H: Holy crap or fy faen.

A: Fy fy faen.

H: Right.

A: What are your thoughts about that?

H: It’s bitter and sweet at the same time, if you know what I mean. It’s something that’s a huge part of being a teenager. So it’s been nice to finally step into adult life, because I'm a bit older than the rest of the crew. I can finally be an adult and get some responsibilities.

A: What are you going to do now that you’re an adult?

H: Like... begin studying and do stuff like that.

A: Does every adult have to study?

H: Not at all, but in my career you’d want to learn some techniques and get experience.

A: Let’s return to the Skam-universe. We’re diving in. We’ve asked the viewers for questions. Many have wondered what it was like for you and Isak to act as a gay couple. What was that like on set?

H: Short summary: a part of the audition process was to figure out if we worked together. So we did a lot of work beforehand in which me and Tarjei had to get comfortable with each other, because if we weren’t, then the show wouldn’t have been as genuine as it is. To be comfortable with each other is important no matter what your job is, and most definitely if you're going to make out shirtless and do that kind stuff that a lot of other people wouldn’t dare to do. It was really important to be comfortable. When we exceeded that barrier, had become mends and knew that we can do this without it turning into something, without there being anything homosexual between Tarjei and Henrik, when you’re aware of that, then you don’t have to stress about it. Then you can do everything in character.

A: So it was easy to separate your job and private life?

H: Yes, it was, because we’re that certain about ourselves and aware of it. We were very aware of it and that made it easier to not hold anything back. So when me and Tarjei got to know each other, then it was no problem to film make-out scenes over and over again. Because making out is not that difficult as long as you believe that you’re in love with the person you’re kissing. That’s more of a struggle.

A: I get that. It looked very convincing. Skam bring up a lot of difficult issues and handles them in a way that touches people. You can have this (mic). Mental illness, that came with Even. What was it like for you to do take that character?

E: That’s what’s been difficult with portraying that character. You have to step carefully when it comes to mental illness. You have to portray it in the right way. So the first thing I thought of was to do it carefully, and not turn it into a parody of having a mental illness, because there are a lot of people to function, work hard and don't
even think about their mental illness. The biggest impact it's had on me, are all the people who come up to me saying how much this character means to them.

A: Because they’re the majority?

H: There are more of them than there are gays in Norway that need this. There’s a higher demand for role models with mental illnesses.

A: Do we need more openness?

H: Of course. That’s what’s important in the world. To be open and including no matter what type of people or what preferences they have, and have respect and think that we’re of equal worth. The differences in the world’s increasing. That’s why we need to be more aware of what’s going on.

A: It’s so nice to hear you say this. I think it’s so weird that Skam’s over, but that’s just how it goes.

H: It’s really weird.

A: I hope you enjoy this evening and that we’ll see more of you and that you won’t disappear.

H: I hope so.

A: Have a nice evening, it’s all yours.

H: You too.

A: Thank you.
©

Перевод интервью с Иной (Крис)

Перевод интервью с Иной (Крис) 49:23
Host: Do you want to come over here Ina? Hi. here’s a mic for you

Ina: Thank you. This looks intriguing, what is it? (picks up one of the pictures)

Host: It’s fuck marry kill.

Ina: Nooo

Host: Do you want to try? Marry, kill, kiss maybe?

Ina: marry, kill, kiss?

Host: You picked three? Even, cuz it’s the skam version, Even, William and Penetrator-Chris. Kiss? Kiss Even?

Ina: Yes.

Host: Kiss Even. Why?

Ina: He looks like a good kisser.

Host: Looks like a good kisser? Who would you kill? William or Penetrator-Chris? The two big wolves.

Ina: William. Because he has Noora. I’m jealous.

Host: He takes her away from you.

Ina: yes.

Host: You kill William? Is it stone cold?

Ina: No. It’s not that stone cold. I feel a little bad immediately after, but then it’s okay.

Host: Okay. And lastly marry. Penetrator-Chris? What?

Ina: Everyone has a little crush on p-chris

Host: You know what, you’re absolutely correct. Now, it’s no more Girl-Chris, what happens for Ina?

Ina: Ina, she’ll attend, I’m referring to myself as a third party…

Host: That’s fine…

Ina: I’m attending Teaterhøgskolen (theater school in oslo) for two more years. I’m done with one year now. Summer holiday. Really good. Then I’ll go for two more years, and after that I don’t really know where my path leads.

Host: It’s kinda nice not always knowing where the path leads really.

Ina: Yeah it’s kinda good.

Host: What’s your dream role, when you’re done with your acting education?

Ina: I spoke of that earlier too. And I’ve kinda always done acting since I was little.

Host: Yeah, cuz you acted in Linus i Svingen (Norwegian tv series).

Ina: I was.

Host: Yes. Åsa (name of character).

Ina: Åsa. Little Åsa. That’s why I always wanted to be an actor. To stand on stage and..

Host: I must say you’ve done quite well.

Ina: Thank you.

Host: You’re well along.

Ina: I just want to do what I think is fun. I just want to do what I like. So I don’t have any dream roles. Just like what I said when I was little, I want to be on stage and be part of a theater play. That I want to do someday, I hope I get to do that. As long as that’s what I want to do, I’m happy.

Host: We’re rooting for you, Ina. And I’m wondering if you could greet our viewers who are kinda dying right now. The Skam fans are the best fans.

Ina: I know. They are so fantastic! You’re so good. And there wouldn’t be a Skam without you, and that’s totally true. That comes from my heart, it wouldn’t be Skam without fans! It would have been something else. Yeah you do so much good.

(Host says goodbye)
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Перевод интервью с Юзефиной (Нура)

Перевод интервью с Юзефиной (Нура) с 52:52
Host: Josefine Pettersen. Hi.

Josefine: Hi.

Host: Now I’m kinda like is it Noora? Is it Josefine? Tonight you are Josefine.

Josefine: Yes.

Host: How is it to finally come here and not be Noora for everybody?

Josefine: No that is nice. It’s alright.

Host: People on the street think you’re Noora?

Josefine: Yes. I understand that really well, though. It’s the only thing people have seen of me. What’s on screen is Noora. And Noora has my face. So I understand, who else would I be?

Host: But Noora doesn’t have your dialect?

Josefine: No.

Host: How has it been to play Noora?

Josefine: It’s been awesome. I’ve become really fond of Noora. It’s so weird to say good bye to Noora that has been a part of Josefine for 2 years.

Host: Does Josefine relate to Noora? Or another character from Skam maybe?

Josefine: I think I relate a little bit to everyone, both guys and girls. At least from when I was in first year of vgs (high school). Yeah I think you relate a little bit to everyone.

Host: Yeah, that insecurity many people feel?

Josefine: Yes. Like “who am i gonna be” and..trying to decide.

Host: Yes. Cuz Noora has been the most focused on. Are you like Noora in real life?

Josefine: We have similarities, but I think everyone does.

Host: Biggest difference between Noora and Josefine?

Josefine: That Noora doesn’t wear mascara. No..

Host: Noora had her own season. And that was some season. What was most difficult to shoot?

*changes mic*

Josefine: Everything with Nico and the naked picture. Because I just thought: shit this happens to girls in real life every day. And that insecurity Noora felt and how she went totally into herself and got so depressed. I felt with her. You just read about it everywhere and you know it happens.

Host: yeah, cuz you knew it was important.

Josefine: Yes. So then I felt it was kinda hard.

Host: *rambles a little* If you could choose for Noora, where would Noora be in ten years?

Josefine: If I decide, I hope Noora and William are still together.

Host: Really?

Josefine: Oh my god, Yeah!

Host: Do they have kids?

Josefine: In ten years.. How old are they then..

Host: 27

Josefine: Nah maybe not, they travel and stuff..

Host: What have they become?

Josefine: Maybe she becomes a journalist.

Host: And william has applied to law school?

Josefine: Yeah!

Host: (Explains Fuck marry kill and turns it into Fuck marry KISS instead.)

Josefine: But we can’t do this. That’s not allowed!

Host: You said you wanted to do it.

Josefine: Yeah, but I didn’t know it was them. No I can’t do it. That’s going too far.

Host: it’s what the young kids play nowadays.

Josefine: I thought I was young? I don’t play this.

Host: You don’t have to if you don’t want to. But it’s cool if you do.

Josefine: People played this with you? Did anyone kill me?

Host: No

Josefine: I dont think anyone killed anyone.

Host: oh yeah they did.

Josefine: It’s the characters right?

Host: Yes. And you got Isak, Elias and girl-Chris.

Josefine: No, I don’t dare.

Host: You don’t have to.

Josefine: I’ll marry them all.

Host: that’s an awesome marriage.

Host thanks Josefine and wishes her best of luck etc.
©

@темы: видео, Sana Bakkoush/Iman Meskini, Vilde Hellerud Lien/Ulrikke Falch, Isak Valtersen/Tarjei Sandvik Moe, Jonas Noah Vasquez/Marlon Langeland, Even Bech Naesheim/Henrik Holm, Noora Amalie Saetre/Josefine Frida Pettersen, Magnus Fossbaken/David Alexander Sjoholt, Linn Larsen Hansen/Rakel Ofsti Nesje, Eva Kviig Mohn/Lisa Teige, Chris Berg/Ina Svenningdal, balloon squad, Mahdi Disi/Sacha Kleber Nyiligira, Sonja/Theresa Frostad Eggesbo, интервью

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Обновления 23.06.17 Эскиль и Линн

[Saha Miniloki]

Переписка 23.06.17 kl 16.16 Эскиль и Элиас

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?: EID MUBARAK ELIAS

ELIAS: Hey?

?): I need some help. I’m doing research for Sana’s Eid party.

?: What is Eid?

?: Is it Muhammad’s birthday?

?: The interney says it’s a bit like Christmas

ELIAS: maybe

EKLIAS: It’s not Muhammad’s birthday

?: When is His birthday then

?: Do I meet up at Maghrib or Iftaar? Should I bring snacks and gifts? Should I wear flats? A folk costume? Necklaces? Will there be dancing? Should I contribute with songs to a Spotify playlist? Are there Eid stores?

ELIAS: just go down to grønland and ask for a standard Eid package

ELIAS: and remember when you pay in the store, you have to put in your code backwards because arabic countries read from the right

?: Eid package here I come

Переписка 23.06.17 kl 18.43

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ESKILD: girls

ESKILD: i have a surprise for you

ESKILD: when are you coming home

ESKILD: i’ll be waiting in the living room

LINN: i’m in bed

ESKILD: oh my God Linn

ESKILD: Now I’m coming to drag you out of your cave you little bear cub

NOORA: I’m sorry Eskild, I’m with W

NOORA: I’m staying here tonight

NOORA: But I’ll see you at the party tomorrow, right?

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LINN: Look.

ESKILD: You look so good, Linn! You’re so pretty.

LINN: Can’t I just wear the blue summer dress?

ESKILD: No, you can’t just wear the blue summer dress! Okay, this is the most important holiday to Muslims. It’s not a whore and pimp party.

LINN: But do I have to wear a veil?

ESKILD: Yes, you have to wear a veil, Linn. It’s like if Sana showed up to your place on Christmas in sweatpants. Do you think your mother, Mette, would’ve been happy about that? She wouldn’t. She would’ve been angry. Linn.. What’s up with you these days?

LINN: Do you think Noora is going to move out?

ESKILD: Come and sit down. You know that Noora loves us a lot, right? And that.. Even though we’re not fans of William.. Noora is much better than him, but she should be allowed to live her life, right? And I think we just have to be very good friends to her and support her no matter what she does. And I think that even though she doesn’t always show it, Noora loves us very much and wants us to be happy. And we’re going to be happy. And do you know why? Because we have each other and I’m going to take care of you and you’re going to take care of me. It’s you and me against the world.

LINN: The two of us against the world.

ESKILD: You’re so nice. I also want one. A veil, but I can’t. Should we drink some Pepsi Max? You had a booger.

@темы: ролик, сезон 4, новая серия, переписка

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Обновления 22.06.2017 Вильям

[Saha Miniloki]

Переписка 22.06.17 kl 12.59 Нура

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W:
Head out to Bygdøy and take this year’s first dip in the sea? No, it’s too cold. Pick you up in 30

Noora:
Don’t you have work stuff?
I’m just saying you should prioritise work

W:
….no?

Noora:
Kidding
That’s so 2016

W:
Hahah <3

Noora:
Ready in 10

Ролик Willliam 22.06.17 kl 14.07

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Переписка 22.06.17 kl 17.40 отец

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Переписка 22.06.17 kl 20.31 П-Крис

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CHRIS: sealed the deal. i gave her flowers and she invited me to a party

WILLIAM: nice

CHRIS: bro show some respect

WILLIAM: why you’re not in love with her

CHRIS: what why are you saying that

WILLIAM: well are you?

CHRIS: i think so

WILLIAM: then you’re not in love

CHRIS: what the fuck

WILLIAM: you wouldn’t say “THINK”

WILLIAM: you want her because she doesn’t want you

CHRIS: that’s how it started with you and noora. are you not in love with her either?

WILLIAM: I am

CHRIS: what’s the difference

WILLIAM: i KNOW

CHRIS: and?

WILLIAM: you would have too. you haven’t had the moment that changes everything

CHRIS: lol

WILLIAM: but it will happen some time

CHRIS: it happens with eva

WILLIAM: ok i got your back bro awesome that you’re coming to the party on saturday

@темы: ролик, сезон 4, новая серия, переписка

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Обновления 21.06.17 Эвен

[Saha Miniloki]

Переписка 21.06.17 kl 12.12 Исак

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Ролик Even 21.06.17 kl 13.13

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[EVEN: Did anyone remember to buy mustard and ketchup?

MAGNUS: ✅

JONAS: We’re already in Urraparken*. When are you coming?

EVEN: I’m waiting for him. We’ve bought enough beer, right?

It’s important!

EVA: For the third time, we’ve bought enough beer

MAHDI: bro chill

EVEN: Sorry. I just want his birthday to be perf.

JONAS: You’re overreacting, he doesn’t give a fuck about ketchup

EVEN: Let me overreact. You should’ve known what he has to keep up with for the rest of the 363 days of the year.

He’s way too good for me

CHRIS: That’s not what I see. I see a boyfriend who’s more than good enough. Someone who has made a pretty mad boy into a pretty happy boy.

NOORA: What’s up with you, Chris?]

ISAK: Hey.

EVEN: Hey!

ISAK: Wow!

EVEN: You can open it yourself.

ISAK: Beer at school? Amazing!

EVEN: Cheers.

ISAK: Cheers.

EVEN: Did you find your film?

ISAK: No, I didn’t. I can’t find it. I don’t know where it is.

EVEN: It’s on Youtube!

ISAK: It’s on Youtube? That helps me a lot. There are like ten billion videos there.

EVEN: But if you don’t understand the title, you won’t get to see the film.

ISAK: You can’t give me a little hint?

EVEN: It starts with G.

ISAK: G? I tried gule gardiner (yellow curtains), but it wasn’t that.

EVEN: You weren’t that far off.

ISAK: No? Green curtains? Grey curtains? *???*

EVEN: It’s okay if you are, but I would never write that in the title.

ISAK: What is it then?

EVEN: I’m not telling.

ISAK: Guuuuh… God!

EVEN: Yes.

ISAK: God!

EVEN: Yes, the film is called ‘God’. You think so?

ISAK: Good. I’ll check it out later.

EVEN: Do you think I would call a film ‘God’?

ISAK: Yeah, if it was about me.

EVEN: That’s so pretentious.

MAN: Get a room, you fags!

ISAK: What? What did he say? What did you say?

MAN: Fucking gross.

ISAK: Fuck! Huh? Do you think you can go around and just do that stuff? Come here! What the fuck? Fucking cunt face! You’re fucking ugly, you know that? I can’t with that stuff. He can’t say stuff like that!

EVEN: Look at me.

ISAK: He can’t say that ugly stuff.

EVEN: Look at me.

ISAK: Yes! Yes!

EVEN: It’s fine. Okay? We’ll take it totally chill and we’ll go meet our friends and we’ll go to the park and drink beer. Okay? Okay? Okay? Shall we leave?

ISAK: Yes.

(*Uranienborg park in Oslo)

Видео Gutten som ikke klarte å holde pusten under vann

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THE BOY WHO COULDN’T HOLD HIS BREATH UNDERWATER

[Happy birthday bby

By: Even Bech Næsheim]

EVEN: You have to do it.

ISAK: But it’s so scary!

EVEN: Isak. Isak!

[GABRIELLE - NATTERGAL]

ISAK: Should we drive? I’m not sure.

EVEN: Not sure?

[Incomprehensible giggling and chatter]

EVEN: Happy birthday, Isak.I hope you liked the video. I love you.

Переписка 21.06.17 kl 19.30 Микаэль

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MIKAEL: Hey. Hey Briskeby vid is out now. Really awesome of you to tell about it on the channel. Thanks brave best bud, talk to you later

MIKAEL: Tell Isak habby bday from me

EVEN: Thanks yourself, bro. Isak says thanks. Talk later


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NIPPLE TWIST

[HEY BRISKEBY]

ELIAS: What’s up everyone. This is unfortunately our last Hei Briskeby video.. PSYCHE!

ADAM: This is not our last one!

ELIAS: Never! Yousef went to Turkey, like you know, but in the meanwhile we have a stand-in. He deserves an introduction.

MUTASIM: Okay, ready? Okay! Come on! We’re starting slow.

ELIAS: Yeah, yeah.

MUTASIM: Great, okay boys. Who is coming?

MIKAEL: What the fuck?

MUTASIM: Who is coming? Who is it? Who is it?

ELIAS: Oh my God who is it? Are you ready? Hold on!

[YELLING AND SCREAMING]

ELIAS: Yes! As you can see, we have the one and only Even back!

ADAM: In the gang.

EVEN: It’s good being back.

ELIAS: It’s good having you back.

ADAM: In the squad.

EVEN: It was nice to be invited.

ADAM: It’s always nice!

ELIAS: So, finally back. What is it?

ADAM: An alarm, bro.

MIKAEL: Trump is bombing Norway.

MUTASIM: No, this is.. It’s..

ELIAS: *???* is here to invade the country. Okay, today’s challenge is ‘Best friend’s challenge.

[BEST BUD CHALLENGE

Someone gets a question
The others answer on a piece of paper
The loser gets a nipple twist]
ELIAS: The ones who choose the wrong answer, get a nipple twist.

ADAM: I’m not doing that, man.

ELIAS: Okay, it’s Even’s turn.

EVEN: What is my catchphrase?

MIKAEL: Fucking.. What.. What is it..

MUTASIM: I KNOW IT! I know it.

ELIAS: Ready, set, go!

MUTASIM: ‘Relax! I’ve got you.

EVEN: What was it?

MUTASIM: ‘Relax! I’ve got you’

ELIAS: ‘Relax, I’ve got you’

EVEN: You wrote that too?

MIKAEL: ‘Hit it (a joint)’

ADAM: He always used to..

[420 THOOOO]

ELIAS: ‘Hey bro’, ‘Relax, I’ve got you’, ‘Do you have snus*?’, ‘Relax, I’ve got you’ ‘Bro do you have..’

ADAM: It’s true, he always says that.

ELIAS: ‘Do you have any perfume?’, ‘Yeah, relax bro, I’ve got you’. Okay. Where is your nipple?

MIKAEL: AHHHH! Fuck!!

ADAM: Get it together, you idiot. Poor him.

ELIAS: Who sent me a DM on Insta last?

ADAM: You know them.

EVEN: Yeah?

ELIAS: One, two, three. Okay, what did you write? ‘Isabell’, ‘Isabell from Elvebakken*’, ‘Isabell’

EVEN: Nooo? Isabell!

ADAM: They’re still talking!

EVEN: Are you hooking up with Isabell? She’s cute, though.

ADAM: He was the one who..

EVEN: She’s cute.

[Incomprehensible, talking over each other]

ADAM: If you’re going to hook up, tell me, because she’s seriously hot.

ELIAS: Oh! So you..

ADAM: You talk to too many girls at the same time.

ELIAS: So you’re taking my leftovers?

MIKAEL: Wow! Wow! You can’t say that..

ADAM: You’re not even going to touch her.

ELIAS: He takes my leftovers. One, two, three!

ADAM: ‘Which song do I play before fucking?’ Mutta! Mutta you should know this.

EVEN: If he has kept his tradition..

ELIAS: One, two, three!

ADAM: What did you write?

EVEN: Birthday sex.

[SINGING TO BIRTHDAY SEX]

[PART TWO

Memory lane & real talk with Even Bech Næsheim]

ELIAS: But are you coming to Sana’s party?

MUTASIM: When is it?

EVEN: Of course.

MIKAEL: Yeah.

ELIAS: You’re coming over anyways. But Isak and the boys were really awesome.

ADAM: Yeah, awesome.

EVEN: Yeah, they’re fucking awesome.

ELIAS: You’re a very good couple. Very cute together.

EVEN: That’s nice.

ELIAS: When did you get together?

EVEN: Like half a year ago or something.

ADAM: Yeah? Awesome. Where did you meet?

EVEN: At Nissen.

ADAM: I talked to him a lot at Eva’s birthday party.

EVEN: Yeah, fuck, that was really nice.

ADAM: Yeah, really nice. Remember when we had our science exam and I had to go to the bathroom?

[Memory lane]

EVEN: It was so fun at Elvebakken.

[Memory lane]

ELIAS: Those were good times.

ADAM: But! I don’t miss school. I’m glad I’m done with school. Why did you quit, Even? What happened? Why did you quit Elvebakken?

EVEN: Uhm.. No, it was during that period of time where we started losing contact and I just felt like.. Stuff was at the bottom of a hill, if you know what I mean? And I felt like I had to have a new start.

ADAM: That’s understandable. We understand

ELIAS: So it wasn’t because of us?

EVEN: No, no, no.

ELIAS: Because we heard this rumour going around, and we didn’t dare to ask you.

ADAM: It was.. We called and called, but we didn’t get an answer. And you don’t have to answer, you can answer off camera if that’s better, but.. We heard that, during that time, after you quit Elvebakken.. That you tried to kill yourself.

EVEN: Mhm. Uhm..

MIKAEL: It’s probably very difficult to answer.

EVEN: I was sick.

ADAM: Yes.

EVEN: Uhm, I was in a really bad place, but I feel a lot better now.

ADAM: Yeah. That’s good.

EVEN: Now I have a good dialy life and..

ADAM: That’s great. That’s the most important.

EVEN: I have a job and I graduated and it’s chill.

ADAM: Now, it’s only going up.

EVEN: I’m back with the boys.

ELIAS: It’s good having you back too.

EVEN: Awesome.

ADAM: Don’t get us wrong. Even is an awesome guy.

MUTASIM: He’s the coolest person I’ve ever met

ELIAS: The coolest! He was the one who taught me all my dance moves

ADAM: What dance moves?

ELIAS: And all the pick up lines!

MUTASIM: Guess who taught me this one! That was this guy.

ADAM: Then you’re a bad student, because he’s so fucking good at that.

ELIAS: It’s good having you back.

EVEN: It’s good being here.

ADAM: Yeah, it is. Awesome.

THE GUYS: EVEN! EVEN! EVEN!

ADAM: Three, two, one!

[Everyone dabs]

MIKAEL: You have to be in more videos in the future.

ADAM & ELIAS: Yeah.

EVEN: Yeah, can I?

ELIAS: Of course.

ADAM: yeah, of course.

ELIAS: Now..

ADAM: Yousef, just stay in Turkey, man!

ELIAS: Wait!

EVEN: Yeah, Yousef, if you’re watching, stay in Turkey.

ADAM: Just stay there.

ELIAS: We’re six people, not five.

EVEN: We’ll buy a bigger sofa.

THE GUYS: Yeah.

ADAM: Bring a sofa back home from Turkey. It’s probably cheaper.

ELIAS: Okay everyone, that’s all for today. Should we just say it together? One, two, three.

EVERYONE: HAVE A GOOD SUMMER! WE’LL TALK LATER!

(*Chewing tobacco

*The high school they went to)

Переписка 21.06.17 kl 21.33 Исак

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Isak: fy faen
i love you
sit with me

even: you know its 21.21

isak: you know i was born at 21.21

even: swear

isak: i swear

even: i got a boner right now

isak: should we leave

even: we cant just leave its your birthday

isak: i decide, its my birthday

@темы: ролик, сезон 4, инстаграм/ютуб, новая серия, переписка

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Обновления 20.06.17 Крис Берг

[Saha Miniloki]

Ролик Chris 20.06.17 kl 10.57

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EVA: Can’t we think of anything else to give her?

NOORA: Like, giving her a card.. I don’t know, can’t we perform something? Make a..

EVA: Yes! Something like..

NOORA: Something Moroccan.

EVA: Something you’ll remember very well.

NOORA: Yes! But..

[VILDE: Hi Chris, do you have some money I can borrow? Like 1000 kr*? It’s okay with less too, I promise you’ll get it back on the 1st of July, plus the 750* I owe you from beforehand. There’s just this top on sale right now that I’ve wanted for a really long time. And I don’t want to ask mom because I’ve borrowed a lot from her lately.]

EVA: I don’t want to perform, but..

NOORA: It would be fun!

EVA: Nooo.. We can hold a speech!

NOORA: Yes!

EVA: You can write it, right?

NOORA: Yes.

EVA: And then we can..

EMMA: Hi!

EVA: Hi.

EMMA: Are you going to that Eid party at Sana’s?

EVA: Yes, are you going too?

EMMA: Yes! Or, uhm, Jonas asked if I wanted to come and I was a little stressed because I don’t really know anyone else who’s going, but then I thought about Kosegruppa.. Yay! And then i thought that maybe you’re going.

EVA: Yeah, we’re going. We’ll take care of you.

EMMA: Yeah, good!

EVA: Yeah, we have to take care of each other.

EMMA: See you later.

EVA: Good bye!

EMMA: Bye.

EVA: But okay, speech.

NOORA: Yes.

EVA: What are we going to write?

DR. SKRULLE: Come in.

CHRIS: Hi.

DR SKRULLE: Hi.

CHRIS: Do you have a few minutes?

DR SKRULLE: I have two hours, seventeen minutes and fourteen seconds until I’m going on summer vacation. Welcome, Christina Berg! Sit down.

CHRIS: How do you know my name?

DR SKRULLE: I know the name of every student in this school. What can I help you with?

CHRIS: Uhmm.. I just have this friend who..

DR SKRULLE: It’s not just that. There are lots of people who don’t have friends. Lots of people who are lonely. Take the retirement homes in Oslo, for example. They’re overflowing with old people and think about that.. All of their friends are dead. No one comes to visit and they’re all by themselves. All those people have, are the memories from a lost time.

CHRIS: That’s fucking true! But like.. I haven’t thought about that before, but if you get really, really old and all your friend just.. die, then it’s not awesome to live at all.

DR SKRULLE: Not at all. Tell me about your friend.

CHRIS: Yeah.. I have a friend who I’m pretty worried about. I don’t think she has a good home life and I think her mom is pretty depressed, so I feel like I should be a better friend, but I’m not any good at that stuff and I can’t.. I can’t talk to her about it, so I was wondering if maybe you could talk to her about it.

DR SKRULLE: Hmm.. You know what I think this sounds like, Christina? I think it sounds like you’re lying. Are you?

CHRIS: No!

DR SKRULLE: Because what it sounds like is “I’m not good at that stuff”, but I think you are.

CHRIS: I’m not! I’m seriously really bad at that stuff! As soon as their is just a little conflict, I just..

DR SKRULLE: Everyone thinks it’s uncomfortable with conflicts! But that doesn’t mean you should avoid them! Do you know what, Christina Berg? I think you should be very careful with these “truths” you tell to yourself about yourself. I don’t see what you’re describing right now. Do you know what I see? I see a girl who’s more than enough of a good friend. I see a girl who talks to her friend and I see a girl who LOVES conflict! A bit over the top at the end, but you know what I mean. You know what I want?

CHRIS: I know what you want.

[*118 USD, 88 USD]

Переписка 20.06.17 kl 14.19 Вильде

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CHRIS: Ofc. I’m sending it now. I just got my holiday pay so 💸💸💸💸 is flowing out of my pussy

CHRIS: Strike that last one. The point is that money’s not a problem 😉

CHRIS: And I really love you ❤

VILDE: Hahaha! Chris ❤ I love you too

VILDE: Thank you so much, I’ll pay you back soon

CHRIS: No worries

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CHRIS: Eva, that thing you said to Emma about taking care of each other was nice. You’re so mature

EVA: Seriously?? Shit, that’s good to hear, I felt really awkward

EVA: Did you know they have a thing?

CHRIS: No

EVA: Because Jonas and I hooked up last Thursday

CHRIS: Wow

CHRIS: You fucked?

EVA: dont tell anyone

CHRIS: Ofc not

EVA: So I was a bit stressed

CHRIS: I didn’t know you were fucking

EVA: We’re not, first time since we broke up. It just happened.

CHRIS: Daym

EVA: But I feel bad for Chris because he’s home from the military and we’re doing stuff

CHRIS: What’s up with Chris?

EVA: Chris is Chris

CHRIS: No emotions?

EVA: I don’t know, he’s totally random. yesterday he came to my door with flowers and I totally cringed

CHRIS: Lame

EVA: I know he’s trying to be romantic, but it’s like it’s not for real, like he’s faking it

EVA: It’s a bit like, once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy

CHRIS: I don’t really see a fuckboy. I see a boy who always wants to hang out with you

EVA: ❤

EVA: Maybe you’re right

EVA: You’re cute tho, Chris

@темы: ролик, сезон 4, новая серия, переписка

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Переписка 19.06.17 kl 8.01 Ева

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Eva: Is there a plaid shirt at your place that belongs to me?
Jonas: Yes
My mom found it and figured out it was yours
Eva: Did she say anything?
Jonas: Nothing special. Completely chill.

Ролик Jonas 19.06.17 kl 12.19
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ONAS: Once, he forgot to bring his bike so I had to..

EMMA: You had to..?

JONAS: I had to take..

EMMA: You had to take his bike?

JONAS: But I’ll text you.

EMMA: Yeah. We will.

JONAS: Yeah.

EMMA: Where are you going?

JONAS: To the A-building.

EMMA: Okay.

JONAS: And you?

EMMA: To the B-building.

JONAS: Yes.

EMMA: Yes. What is it?

JONAS: Nothing, is there something?

EMMA: You go first, because you’re so embarrassed of me.

JONAS: I’m not embarrassed of you!

EMMA: You’re embarrassed of me..

JONAS: No, it’s just.. People.

EMMA: You’re embarrassed of me..

JONAS: Ahhh, no I’m not!

SARA: I have like this bad feeling.. I have this nervous, sinking feeling.

MAGNUS: Hey, man.

ISAK: Why?

SARA: Because girls are good at side eyeing.

ISAK: You’re the best, so you’ll win over everyone!

SARA: But think about it, if I’m invited so they can like fuck with me or something.

ISAK: That won’t happen. She just wants peace, right? It’s like this.. declaration of peace to invite someone to their Eid celebration.

SARA: Exactly what is an Eid party? What do you do? Is there any alcohol?

ISAK: You can manage one party without alcohol.

SARA: Yeah, I was just asking! Yeah.

ISAK: Yeah, sorry, but I don’t think there’s going to be any alcohol.

SARA: But I’ll be there anyway.

MAGNUS: See you there!

JONAS: Hey, boys.

ISAK: Where have you been?

MAGNUS: Where the fuck have you been?

JONAS: I was at McDonalds.

MAGNUS & MAHDI: McDonalds?

ISAK: Did you sit by yourself at McDonalds?

JONAS: No.. Yes..

ISAK: Alone.

MAGNUS: Totally alone?

JONAS: Is that so..

ISAK: Imagine, him sitting by himself, eating a burger at McDonalds.

JONAS: What the fuck is up with you? It’s McDonalds.

ISAK: Where did you get money?

MAHDI: Yeah, I was also wondering about that.

JONAS: I borrowed money.

THE GUYS: From who?

JONAS: Julian Dahl.

THE GUYS: Ohhhh!

MAHDI: The ATM!

ISAK: I don’t get why you dislike Julian Dahl. He’s rich!

MAGNUS: It’s always about money! He doesn’t even know Jonas and he can just ask?

ISAK: I saw him go to school in a suit one time, that’s a bit weird.

MAGNUS: Fucking Julian Dahl.

ISAK: Julian fucking Dahl.

[CHRIS: Hey, this is maybe a bit far out, but you dated Eva once. I’m crushing a bit on her, but I don’t really get her, from one bro to another, do you have any advice? Like what kind of flowers does she like hahaha]

JONAS: Hah! The fuck?

MAGNUS: What’s up?

JONAS: Okay, I just got a message.. From Penetrator-Chris!

MAGNUS: Penetrator-Chris? What does he want?

JONAS: Listen.. “Hey, this is maybe a bit far out”.

MAHDI: Yeah, I think so too.

JONAS: “but you dated Eva once”.

MAGNUS: Yeah.

JONAS: “I’m crushing a bit on her, but I don’t really get her, from one bro to another,

MAGNUS: Bro?

JONAS: “do you have any advice? Like what kind of flowers does she like hahaha”

ISAK: I love that ending.

MAGNUS: Are you bros?

ISAK: Ending the message with “hahaha”

JONAS: No. Why should I give him advice?

MAGNUS: Why not?

JONAS: It’s Penetrator-Chris. He’s not good enough for her.

MAGNUS: I think he’s pretty hot, though.

JONAS: No. Eva is like up here and he’s like..

MAGNUS: Hi!

VILDE: Hey, Mahdi? We’re buying Sana a gift to show her how much we love her and we don’t really know what and I was wondering if there are any Muslim traditions of what to give as a gift on Eid?

MAHDI: Uhm, I’m Catholic..

VILDE: Oh.. Sorry.

MAHDI: You don’t have to apologize.

VILDE: Who should I ask then?

MAGNUS: If you wanna tell Sana how much you love her, tell her in a card! Or what, baby?

MAHDI: Say it in a forum!

MAGNUS: Yeah?

VILDE: Yeah?

MAGNUS: Do that.

JONAS: Hah, forum..

MAHDI: Yeah, yeah..

JONAS: Vilde? What’s up with Chris and Eva?

VILDE: I don’t know, I think they’re just sleeping together. Eva is maybe a bit in love with him, but I don’t think he’s keen on something more. Bye!

MAGNUS: Bye! Give me a kiss before you leave.

VILDE: Bye.

MAGNUS: Bye, baby. But fuck! With Penetrator-Chris. That was brave of him. It’s brave to send a text to the ex and ask about flowers.

MAHDI: Yeah, yeah. Do you think it’s like Vilde said or is he serious or just fucking around?

MAGNUS: I actually think it was awesome of him to text you. People change and maybe he has changed! People change! It’s pretty awesome to text the ex and ask about your girl.

JONAS: I don’t really know..

ISAK: It was pretty brave and it seems like he’s serious.

MAHDI: He was talking about flowers!

ISAK: Who’s the last person you gave flowers to?

MAHDI: My mom.

MAGNUS: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

ISAK: You won’t get a lot of flowers from Mahdi, at least. He’s an alright guy.

MAHDI: But if Eva doesn’t like him and he like Eva, just let it pass.

MAGNUS: He has to let it go.

ISAK: Yeah, but he’s not like he seems. Remember when we had that beeg with Yakuza? All that planning was me and Chris who did and I found he was an alright guy. He was the one who wanted to stand up against the biggest douches in all of Oslo.

MAGNUS: He had your back?

ISAK: Anyways, it turned out he was a really nice guy and..

[JONAS: Fuck flowers, take it down a notch, just ask if she wants to watch Fresh Prince and eat nachos or something.]

ISAK: And we thought ‘fuck it’, let’s try to take them [Yakuza] on.

MAGNUS: Were you keen on him?

ISAK: Huh?

MAGNUS: Were you keen on him?

ISAK: No, no, no, but..

MAGNUS: Was he the one who knocked that guy down with the bottle?

ISAK: No, that was William.

MAGNUS: Oh, William. Oof.

MAHDI: Poor guy.

MAGNUS: What happened to the guy after?

ISAK: He deserved it. He’s the worst cunt in all of Oslo.

MAGNUS: Did he pass out?

ISAK: Almost. I was in the middle of the fight..

MAGNUS: Did YOU fight?

ISAK: Yeah, it was this rich preppy guy from Bærum.

MAGNUS: Who won? Is it fun to have beef?

[JONAS: Hey, sorry for being lame, come with me to a party on Saturday?]

ISAK: They had a plan of beating up everyone in their way, they had to be stopped.

MAGNUS: That’s fucked.

ISAK: It was fucked! They beat up Jonas!

MAHDI: That’s not cool.

MAGNUS: No! They did?

ISAK: Yeah, without any reason! What’s up with your William hair?

MAGNUS: This isn’t William hair! I’ll show you William hair.

Переписка 19.06.17 kl 16.30 Эмма
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EMMA: Aww. What happened? Not embarrassed of me anymore?

JONAS: Never embarrassed

JONAS: Are you in?

EMMA: What kind of party

JONAS: Sana is having an Eid party. The night before the day 🙏

EMMA: hmmm

EMMA: okay 😄

EMMA: I don’t know anyone tho

JONAS: Don’t worry*, everything is chill

EMMA: ❤

Переписка g 19.06.17 kl 18.02 П-Крис

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Jonas: Fuck flowers, put it down man. Just ask if she wants to watch Fresh Prince and eat nachos or something.
Chris: haha, weird combo. Thanks, bro. Appreciate it

@темы: ролик, сезон 4, новая серия, переписка

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Ролик Penetrator Chris 18.06.17 kl 10.11

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CHRIS: Hey.

EVA: Hey. Did you sleep well?

CHRIS: Mhm.

EVA: Mhm.

CHRIS: I just dreamt something fucked up.

EVA: Yeah, what?

CHRIS: I dreamt that I was at my old elementary school. And we were eating lunch outside, me and Caroline, who was my girlfriend in fourth grade and then you were walking past and I was like “Wow, damn”! And then I walked up to you and I was like “Hey, do you wanna date me?” in front of Caroline.

EVA: What did I say?

CHRIS: You said yes, of course.

EVA: Yes? Of course? Okay?

CHRIS: And that’s supposed to mean…?

EVA: That we’re never going to be together.

CHRIS: Why not?

EVA: Why? Because..

CHRIS: Because?

EVA: Because you.. are..

CHRIS: I am? What am I?

EVA: A cheating fuckboy.

CHRIS: Ouch..

EVA: Hi, Vilde.

VILDE: Hi, what are you doing?

EVA: Nothing in particular…

VILDE: Listen, I wanted to do something nice for Sana at that Eid-celebration, to show her how much we love her.

EVA: Yes! We can do that!

VILDE: So I’ve read a bit about Eid and it’s common to give gifts, but it’s often just to kids and money and stuff, and it’d be a bit weird to give her money. I wanna give her something really special, so do you have any ideas?

EVA: Uhm… No, I don’t know, but we should probably ask someone for some advice, maybe someone who knows more than us,

VILDE: Yeah, I agree. We’ll ask a Muslim.

EVA: Hey, but listen, maybe I’ll call you up a bit later or something?

VILDE: Okayyy!

EVA: Okayyy, bye! Where were we?

CHRIS: We were talking about if we’re going to get together.

EVA: I don’t think so..

CHRIS: You don’t? Because I think you may want to.

EVA: Nooo..

CHRIS: You sure?

EVA: Yes, I’m sure.

CHRIS: Totally sure?

EVA: Yes, very.

MOM: Eva?

EVA: Hide!

CHRIS: Why?

MOM: Hi!

EVA: Hi..

MOM: Oh, I’m sorry! Uhm..

EVA: Uhm.. I have company.

MOM: Yes.

EVA: Uhm.. This is..

CHRIS: Hey! Chris.

MOM: Hi. Chris.

CHRIS: Is your name also Chris?

MOM: Yeah, no, my name is Anne Marit.

CHRIS: Oh, okay. That makes sense.

MOM: Yes.

EVA: Yes.

MOM: I’m sorry for just.. I didn’t know Eva had a boyfriend.

EVA: We’re not together.

CHRIS: Yet.

MOM: Yes, but that’s.. You’ll figure that out.. Okay.

EVA: Oh my God.

CHRIS: Oh, well.

EVA: Why did you stand up?

CHRIS: I had to introduce myself. I was raised well. You have to say hi to people.

EVA: You could’ve introduce yourself another time!

Переписка 18.06.17 kl 23.04 Ева
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EVA: yes. don’t tell anyone

CHRIS: Ok I won’t tell anyone we’re together

CHRIS: Yet.

EVA: Hahaha

EVA: Sorry. I sent it to the wrong person. It was for Noora

EVA: And we’re not together btw ❤

CHRIS: Ouch!

EVA: G’ight Chris 😘

CHRIS: G’night gf

@темы: ролик, сезон 4, новая серия, переписка

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Обновления 17.06.17

[Saha Miniloki]

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Ролик Vilde

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[CHRIS: I’m finished and right by your place, should I drop by so I can buy you some beer?

VILDE: Just wait downstairs and I’ll be right there

CHRIS: Okiedokie]

HÅKON: Hi.

VILDE: Hi!

HÅKON: My name is Håkon and I’m the new chairman of the apartment complex.

VILDE: Hi!

HÅKON: Hi. Is your mom home?

VILDE: No, unfortunately, she’s not. Can I help you with something?

HÅKON: Yes, I’m just saying hi to the neighbors and your mom hasn’t paid the fees, so I was just wondering if she has been notified?

VILDE: Oh! She probably just forgot! She works a lot, but I’ll tell her.

HÅKON: Yes. You can?

VILDE: Yes!

HÅKON: That’s it. Bye.

VILDE: Bye!

[SANA: Dear Vilde. I don’t think I’ve told you, but I just wanted to say that I admire you so much for being so strong. No matter what happens, you never give up, you keep on going. You’re the first person I would bring with me to war, and I love you so much. I’m inviting you to an Eid party at my place on Saturday. Eid is a holiday that marks the end of Ramadhan. Saturday is the last day of Ramadhan and I’d like to break the fast with all the people I love. Lots of food, a chill atmosphere and only good people. I’ll be so happy if you come. Sana]

VILDE: Mamma? I’m going out.

MOM: Who was it that buzzed?

VILDE: It was someone collecting signatures.

MOM: Oh, well then….

VILDE: Sorry, I lost track of time!

CHRIS: No worries.

VILDE: My mom and I got carried away chatting. Should we get out of here?

CHRIS: Yes!

VILDE: Hurry!


Переписка 17.06.17 kl 19.37 Сана

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Dear Sana! Thank you so much for such an insanely nice message. Is it alright I say something nice in return without it being cliché? Ok I will. You’re one of my best friends because you’re so kind, smart and loyal. You’re one of the most independent people I know, whom I look up to and have learnt so much from. You are a true friend. Fuck Insta-hate, pepsimax girls or blacklists. Whatever happens we’ll have each other, forever. Ok? Of course I want to come to the Eid party. I’m even wondering if I’m gonna fast this week. Hahaha. Love you 2 peaces

Sana:
VILDE ❤️
🌸 Friends4evah🌸

Переписка 17.06.17 kl 23.06 Магнус

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Magnus:
Oh hey
I got a really nice message from Sana
eid party

Vilde:
Yes ❤️
Really looking forward to it

Magnus:
same
but come and sleep over at my place Villy

Vilde:
Okiiii

Magnus:
😄
You’re hot btw 🔥

Bonus: Новое видео на канале Hei Briskeby

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Spinning, Ramadan and…

MUTASIM: Okay. What the fuck happened now?

[HEY BRISKEBY]

ELIAS: What’s up everyone! Welcome back, I hope you’re well. Like I always say, you look good no matter what. Today, like you can tell, we’re in a totally different place. We’re outside, for the first time in history.

ADAM: Yousef!

YOUSEF: Yes?

ADAM: Why are were here today and not at home?

MIKAEL: Why?

MUTASIM: It’s because one of the people here, doesn’t dare to go to another person’s place because..

ADAM: Explain!

MUTASIM: Something happened at someone’s else’s place with someone.

YOUSEF: Mutta is explaining. I thought we have to get tan and stuff because we’re..

MUTASIM: Because we’re sitting in the shade.

YOUSEF: Get some pigment.

MIKAEL: I’m cold, man. Why am I cold?

ELIAS: What really happened, was that my dear little sister gave him a red card.

MUTASIM: He was rejected.

ELIAS: Judge? Judge?

MIKAEL: Red card.

ELIAS: Ey! Stop, stop! Red card! Tell me the last time one of us got a red card from a girl.

[NEVER]

ELIAS: Never!

ADAM: You’re a coward! Such a coward! Yes, exactly, you’re a chicken. Relax, chicken.

YOUSEF: Sana is going to see this, man.

ADAM: Yeah, it’ll be fine.

MIKAEL: Chill out, I’ll edit it out.

ELIAS: He’ll take care of it!

MIKAEL: I’ll take care of it!

ELIAS: What are we doing today?

ADAM: I thought we could spin a bit, and I have been studying spinners for a week now, so I thought I’d show you the best way to spin without hurting your fingers, because I hurt my fingers, I like almost broke them or something because I was hitting them [the fidget spinner], right? So now I’ll show you how to do it without hurting yourselves. I’ll show you how to spin.

ELIAS: You got it?

MIKAEL: Yeah, I got it, bro!

ELIAS: My bro! Poor Adam, he’s not allowed to talk. Can’t you tell them five tips to get the perfect spin?

ADAM: Okay!

[ADAM’S TOP 5 FOR A PERFECT SPIN]

ADAM: Number one is what not to do, because you’ll hurt yourself. Don’t hit it.

[DON’T HIT IT]

ADAM: Because it hurts a lot.

[YELLING/TALKING OVER EACH OTHER]

ADAM: A firm grip with your index finger and thumb. Firm.

[FIRM GRIP WITH INDEX FINGER AND THUMB]

ADAM: Keep it secure so you don’t lose it.

MUTASIM: Now you try to do it.

ADAM: That’s number two. Number three is, you take one of the edges, I have six edges, and no matter how many edged you have. Whether you have two, three or six or whatever, you keep three of your fingers one of them

[THREE FINGERS ON ONE EDGE]

ADAM: Tip number 4 is, twist is as much as possible

[TWIST IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE]

ADAM: Next tip, is just like.. To spin it. Like that.

MUTASIM: Be careful in front of the camera.

MIKAEL: Bro, let me try.

ADAM: One more time.

MUTASIM: That was really fucking cool.

[DON’T HIT IT

FIRM GRIP WITH INDEX FINGER AND THUMB

THREE FINGERS ON ONE EDGE

TWIST IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

SPIN IT]

YOUSEF: I’m going to Turkey tomorrow, man.

ELIAS: I know that, bro.

YOUSEF: Yeah, you know.

ELIAS: That’s why we’re making the video now.

YOUSEF: Aren’t you going to eat with us?

ELIAS: [Stutters]

THE GUYS: [Make fun of his stuttering]

MUTASIM: The thing is, we’re fasting and we’re going to break the fast together.

ADAM: He’s not going to break his fast with food this time, he’s going to break it with something else.

THE GUYS: Oooooohhhh…

YOUSEF: It’s Ramadhan and you’re going to meet a girl?

ELIAS: No.

YOUSEF: Bro.

ELIAS: It’s Ramadhan, so you have to live, bro.

YOUSEF: Yeah, okay, are you living with girls during Ramadhan, bro?

MIKAEL: Yousef, no one likes you.

ELIAS: Don’t think, think.

YOUSEF: Don’t think, think - what?

MIKAEL: Turn it off.

ELIAS: We’re filming bro! Someone’s calling.

YOUSEF: It’s Sana.

ELIAS: Yousef, bro, why is she calling you? Tell her hi from me!

MIKAEL: Okay, what the fuck happened now?

ADAM: “Sana, please, take me back”

MIKAEL: “Yousef.. You’re following me and I can tell you’re stalking me on social media. I’ve had enough of you”

ELIAS: Stop it! That’s my sister! What did she say?

MUTASIM: How was it?

YOUSEF: Nothing.

ELIAS: Why did she call? What did she say? Nothing? She was just silent?

YOUSEF: We’re going out today.

ADAM: We’re supposed to eat together today!

MUTASIM: What’s up with that?

ELIAS: What’s up with that? Before Iftar?

YOUSEF: Am I a Muslim, bro? Relax, relax. I’m going, okay?

ELIAS: Where are you going?

MIKAEL: If you leave now, you’ll never see us again.

MUTASIM: IF YOU LEAVE NOW, YOU’LL NEVER SEE US AGAIN!

ELIAS: Bro, we’re supposed to clean up together! Wallah! I swear, I’ll break your arm! We’re supposed to clean up! I did it last time!

MUTASIM: Did we just get a red card? We just got a red card, boys.

[HEY BRISKEBY]

MUTASIM: Wow! Can I try?

@темы: ролик, сезон 4, инстаграм/ютуб, новая серия, переписка

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Ролик Maghrib 16.06.17 kl 20.15

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Maghrib

SANA: Please accept my fast, even though I’ve behaved badly. Please watch over Eva and Vilde and Noora, Chris. Please watch over Isak and Even and Elias and Yousef.

[VILDE: Hi, are you ready to meet up?

EVA: Sana! Chris and I will pick you up with the van in 20 minutes.

SANA: Ok cool

SANA: I regret cancelling the date with Yousef

NOORA: YEEES! Call him! Go!

EVA: Do it girl!! Life is NOW!!

SANA: According to Islam, life is after death. Which is one of the reasons why I should stay away from him

CHRIS: According to me, the abdomen is dead after death. Which is one of the reasons why you should meet him!!

VILDE: Yousef! Yousef! Yousef!

SANA: Hahaha I get why mom is worried that I don’t have any Muslim friends

NOORA: Hello! OK!! I can argue from an Islamic perspective

SANA: Now I’m intrigued

NOORA: Ok, doesn’t Islam believe in destiny?

SANA: Yes.

NOORA: So if you believe in destiny, and you believe Allah is almighty, there has to be a reason why Yousef became a part of your life? It’s not necessarily because you should be together, maybe it’s something else, but you won’t find out if you avoid him?!?!?!

CHRIS: Wow that shit is deep

SANA: You’re right

NOORA: Oh yeah bitches, I got a 6* in religion

VILDE: But Noora it’s because they’re going to be together

NOORA: Okay, they’re going to be together

SANA: Thanks]

YOUSEF: Hey!

SANA: Hi.

YOUSEF: Hey.

SANA: I was just wondering what you’re doing right now.

YOUSEF: Nothing in particular.

SANA: I was just wondering if you still wanted to meet up?

YOUSEF: Uhm.. Sorry, uhm. I’ve made other plans.

SANA: Oh. Okay. Oh my God, I understand.

YOUSEF: I’m kidding! Of course we can meet up. When do you want to meet up? Where? I’ll meet you wherever you’d like.

[Talking while Cezinando - Vi er perfekt, men verden er ikke det plays]

YOUSEF: Aren’t you? Ouch! I got it in my eye. AHHH! Why didn’t you tell me? That sucks! Sana, why didn’t you tell me? It could’ve bit my finger, you know. I’m so scared! I’m terrified of those. It was just suddenty there. Hey, buddy. I’m actually really scared right now.

[Bantering about the water]

YOUSEF: Oh look, there’s a spider here, Sana!

SANA: Where?

YOUSEF: Okay, I’m gonna see if you trust me. Just stand here. I’m gonna see if you trust me.

SANA: What?

YOUSEF: I’m waiting. Oh, it’s wet.

SANA: If I trust you?

YOUSEF: Yeah, come on. Stand there,

SANA: Why should I stand there?

YOUSEF: It’s a test of whether you trust me or not. Don’t you trust me?

SANA: Don’t move! I’m standing here! Look!

YOUSEF: Listen. This is an even better game. I’m gonna be like this and you’ll stand there for at least 10 seconds. Come on.

SANA: You..!

YOUSEF: Yes! I’ll count out loud. I promise, I’ll count out loud. Stand there! You’re looking at me now! Come on.

SANA: Then you also have to..

YOUSEF:Yeah, okay. We can stand together.

SANA: Yes.

YOUSEF: Look. I’m standing here. I dared to. Come on.

SANA: Yes.

YOUSEF: I’m not doing anything. There’s no stress. Now it’s your turn. It’s about trust.

SANA: I have (???)

YOUSEF: I’m standing here!

SANA: I can tell you’re standing there! Okay, fine.

YOUSEF: Yeah, 10 seconds.

SANA: Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten…. Look! I trust you!

YOUSEF: You’re supposed to stand here!

SANA: Don’t you trust me?

YOUSEF: I do. Come on. Press it. Press it! Come on! What are you gonna do? You’re bad. It doesn’t help.

SANA: Okay, we trust each other.

YOUSEF: Yeah, we do.

SANA: How long?

YOUSEF: 10 seconds.

SANA: 10 seconds?

YOUSEF: Yes.

TOGETHER: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, three, two, one. Boom!

YOUSEF: That was a sick remix, wasn’t it? That’s enough, Sana. Was it good?

SANA: Really good.

YOUSEF: Are you hungry?

SANA: Yeah, I’m super hungry. I think we have to go and buy some food.

YOUSEF: Don’t you think I brought food?

SANA: You brought food?

YOUSEF: Of course I brought food. I’m not going on a date with a girl who’s been fasting for 19 hours without bringing food. Don’t make me throw you into the water! Seriously! Of course I brought food. I’m Yousef.

SANA: Awww..

YOUSEF: Don’t ‘awwww’ me. I get really awkward, seriously. I can’t even look at you now.

SANA: That’s what the backpack is for!

YOUSEF: Yes.

SANA: Mmmm..

YOUSEF: Right?

SANA: Did you make this?

YOUSEF: No. I wish it was me, but it’s not. It was my mom.

SANA: What’s in this?

YOUSEF: It’s a secret recipe. Not really. Mom made it. It’s this amazing recipe. I think it’s too advanced for you.

SANA: Why?

YOUSEF: Because the recipe says you have to be able to peel carrots the right way. I don’t think you’re the right person for that.

SANA: Okay. It was really nice of you to bring soup, though.

YOUSEF: See? I can be a good person even though I’m not fasting.

SANA: I haven’t been a good person during this fast.

YOUSEF: No?

SANA: I’ve behaved really shitty.

YOUSEF: There’s still a week left of Ramadhan, though. You can spend this week making up for it.

SANA: True. I was actually bullied in middle school. So every time I experience something like that, I just.. I don’t know. Black out. But I’m.. I’m trying to think that people don’t have prejudices against Islam. It’s pretty difficult. It’s.. Even you think that religion splits society.

YOUSEF: To be completely honest, I think society would be split even if religion didn’t exist.

SANA: You think so?

YOUSEF: Yes. For example, when you get into a revue party.. The first thing you look for is the people you know, so you won’t be there on your own. And I think the whole world is like that.

SANA: You think of the whole world as a big revue party?

YOUSEF: Yes. On one side, there are the gangsters from the ‘Sound and Equipment’ group who talk shit about the preps form the ‘PR’ group on the other side of the room. And everyone agree that their group is the best and that their pre-parties are the best.

SANA: Okay.

YOUSEF: But in reality, everyone’s the same. Everyone thinks they’re the good guys, but in reality, there’s no such thing as good and evil. There are just lots of people trying to stand together in groups, to not be alone.

SANA: So you’re saying that.. All people are the same?

YOUSEF: Yes.

SANA: Scientifically, people are totally different.

YOUSEF: Maybe that’s why society needs religion. Democracy isn’t built on the idea that everyone’s different. It’s built on the idea that all people are worth the same. And that idea doesn’t stem from science. But I don’t know if it helps to walk around and pretend that there are no prejudices. What you have to do is show what Islam is.

SANA: You’re actually a Muslim. You just say you’re not.

YOUSEF: Unfortunately, I’m not.

SANA: But how can you be entirely sure that you don’t believe in God?

YOUSEF: I don’t feel what you feel.

SANA: But I don’t feel like that all the time. I doubt sometimes.

YOUSEF: But you believe in God.

SANA: How can you know that for sure?

YOUSEF: No, I don’t know. But should I tell you something awesome? Did you know that inside the heads of cockroaches, there are nine different amino acids, that are stronger than the medicine we have today?

SANA: Amino acids?

YOUSEF: Yes? Isn’t that what the fuck it’s called? Amino acids?

SANA: Antibiotic molecules.

YOUSEF: Wow. Wow. Really? Like, okay, great. I tried to save religion and you’re spending your time dissing me? You got my point. Do you believe all this is random? Yes or no?

SANA: No.

YOUSEF: No. Exactly. But if you ever stop believing in God, you’re welcome to my religion. The big revue party religion.

SANA: I don’t really know. Is it okay to marry non-religious people in your religion?

YOUSEF: Yeah, that’s totally chill.

SANA: I wish it was chill in my religion too.

YOUSEF: Why? Are you going to marry a non-religious man?

SANA: Yeah, maybe.

YOUSEF: Who?

SANA: Stephen Curry.

YOUSEF: Wow.Big man.

SANA: We’re going to make a basketball team together.

YOUSEF: You are? Six kids then, maybe?

SANA: Yeah.

YOUSEF: Okay.

SANA: So when are you leaving tomorrow?

YOUSEF: Tomorrow morning. But I’ll be back. When you’re over Stephen Curry.

SANA: Okay.

*Highest grade in high school


Переписка 17.06.17 kl 1.02 Юзеф

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Thanks for tonight Yousef. Hoping Turkey will be awsm and that no swans eat you over there ✌🏾

Yousef:
Hahha. Same
Are there really swans in Turkey?
Fuck, can’t sleep
have to get up in 3 hours
I just keep thinking that you’re gonna start dating Stephen Curry during the summer
Please don’t do it, ok…..

Sana:
Hahaha
Ok promise ❤️

@темы: ролик, сезон 4, новая серия, переписка

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Переписка 15.06.17 kl 22.11 Olafiaklinikken

[Saha Miniloki]

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SANA: I cancelled with Yousef btw

EVA: WHY!!!

EVA: YOU TWO ARE SOULMATES!!

VILDE: 😭😭😭

NOORA: now I’m crying a bit

CHRIS: smh

SANA: Yo it’s fine. I’ll find more soulmates

NOORA: We can find him this summer

EVA: We’re gonna do everything this summer ❤

SANA: I’m ready for rolling*

CHRIS: Then we roll like it’s 2018 tomorrow. Kachiing

EVA: YES!!!

[*Rolling: Partying in a russ bus/van]

@темы: сезон 4, новая серия, переписка

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Переписка 15.06.17 kl 17.29 Эскиль

[Saha Miniloki]

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ESKILD: Hi sana and welcome to our first chat!!

ESKILD: Noora is home again

ESKILD: I thought you’d want to know

ESKILD: Because you were so desperate ghere on Saturday

ESKILD: Almost as desparate as Linn’s tinder picture

SANA: Hi and i know

ESKILD: What??

ESKILD: But she didn’t come home until today??

SANA: She’s been to school

ESKILD: Oh

ESKILD: That chick

ESKILD: But sanananana

ESKILD: Sananana bananana

ESKILD: Has she mentioned anything about moving in with William again?

@темы: сезон 4, новая серия, переписка

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Ролик Sterk i din tro 14.06.17 kl 15.00

[Saha Miniloki]

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SKAM S04E09 Clip 4 - Your Faith Is Strong

SANA: This is me and Noora at a café.

MOM: Red lipstick?

SANA: She’s always wearing red lipstick.

MOM: Yeah? It suits her.

SANA: Yes, it suits her very well. And there she’s also wearing red lipstick.. This is at school..

MOM: She’s a very pretty girl.

SANA: She’s very pretty.

MOM: Yes.

SANA: And this is Chris!

MOM: She looks like lots of fun.

SANA: Yes, she’s very cool.

MOM: Why don’t you invite them here? Wow!

SANA: That’s a picture of Vilde and Eva.

[YOUSEF: Of course I want to hang out with you! What about Friday? I’m leaving on Saturday.]

[Yousef Acar accepted your friend request]

SANA: Aaaand… This is a picture of Noora.

MOM: What are those sunglasses?

SANA: It’s just this halloween party. Because we were.. We had dressed up and stuff.

MOM: Nice pictures!

SANA: I like Yousef. And.. He’s not a Muslim.

MOM: And now you’re going to hang out?

SANA: I know.. I know that Islam says I can’t marry him, but I just.. I don’t understand that because Yousef is a very good person.

MOM: You’re just seventeen years old. You’re not getting married yet.

SANA: No, but what about three years from now? If I still like Yousef - why can’t I marry him?

MOM: When you’re that young, you think crushes and love are the same thing. Crushes pass, but love and a marriage last for your whole life. It’s almost like a cooperation, where you give all the love inside of you to that cooperation. It’s also about having someone by your side your whole life, no matter what happens. And I think you’ll get a bit lonely in that relationship if you’re the only one who believes, because your faith is so strong. Because there are always times in your life where you doubt everything, even Allah and then.. I think it’s important that you have someone by your side who reminds you why you’re a Muslim and who understand what you believe in. Do you understand? It’ll be fine.

MOM [ON THE PHONE]: Hello.

[YOUSEF: Of course I want to hang out with you! What about Friday? I’m leaving on Saturday.]

[SANA: Oh are you leaving this Saturday? I can’t this week.

SANA: I hope you have the world’s best summer]

[CHRIS: Yo girls. What about test driving the van this Friday? I know it’s not Russ Time 2018 yet, but a little trip has to be fine?

VILDE: YEEEES!!!]

@темы: ролик, сезон 4, новая серия

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Обновления 13.06.17

[Saha Miniloki]

Ролик Snakka om alt 13.06.17 kl 10.13

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Talk about everything

CHRIS: I don’t think you should be worried. I’m sure it’s fine.

VILDE: Yeah.

CHRIS: Yeah.

VILDE: I just have a bad feeling in my tummy.

CHRIS: What’s that supposed to mean?

VILDE: No, I think there’s something wrong.

CHRIS: Something wrong? How do you know?

SANA: Hey, should we contact the police?

VILDE: What if he has killed her?

SANA: He hasn’t killed her.

VILDE: We can’t know that for sure. He has shown violent tendencies in his past and his brother is a psychopath. We don’t know if William is or not - those things are genetic.

CHRIS: Oh my God.. They’re fucking! Stop nagging!

SANA: For four days?

CHRIS: Yeah!

SANA: Without making a sound?

CHRIS: Well I don’t know, I haven’t heard them.

MAGNUS: Hey. Fucking hell, William’s car is so cheesy.

CHRIS: Shocking! She’s alive.

SANA: Hi.

NOORA: Hi!

WILLIAM: Hey.

NOORA: William? I have to leave.

NOORA: It’s.. It’s just like.. Okay. Because I feel like we’ve.. Just talked about everything. That.. That we just.. He just opened up completely. Do you understand? I don’t know what I was doing before, but I understand how he thinks now. Sana Bakkoush, this is the best thing you’ve done. Thank you. But hey! Oh my God, how did it go with Yousef?

SANA: I don’t know.

NOORA: But you talked, right?

SANA: I.. Yes, or.. I tried talking to him, but.. He’s going to Turkey and he’s staying all summer and he’s not a Muslim and..

NOORA: But you have to talk to him! Just talk to him before he leaves. Just send him a text. Now!

SANA: I don’t have his number.

NOORA: Then write to him on Facebook.

SANA: We’re not friends on Facebook.

NOORA: But oh my God, Sana! Add him then! Now! Seriously, come on. Yes and then you write: “Do you want to hang out with me?” Sana! I swear I’ll log onto your account and write it myself and hit send. I’m not kidding, you know that.

SANA: Okay.

NOORA: Yeeeeah! Good!

SANA: Oh my God.

NOORA: That wasn’t so hard, was it? You know what, now life is smiling. Now we can do anything we want. And I suggest that we skip. You in?

SANA: Yeah, but I already think we are. Class started a long time ago.

NOORA: Is it true? Oh my God. Yeah, well, then that’s it. I thought it be a bit more difficult.

SANA: Yes.

NOORA: But it feels very natural.

SANA: Maybe because we’ve been good all year.

NOORA: Yes!

SANA: Summer vacation starts soon.

NOORA: Yes, now we’ll just go and hide, wait for the summer and wait for the summer.

SANA: What if he doesn’t answer?

NOORA: No! Everything is falling into place now, Sana.

SANA: Yes, it is.

Переписка 13.06.17 kl 21.51 Olafiaklinikken

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CHRIS: I like newly fucked Noora

NOORA: ❤ Chris ❤

EVA: I think it’s a bit creepy

NOORA: I’ll give you creepy

‘Noora send a lot of emojis*

[Eva deleted Noora from the chat]

VILDE: Nice

EVA: Rip noora

CHRIS: Maybe it’s a good thing, so she can fuck some more

VEA: Should we let her in again?

SANA: Wait a bit

CHRIS: Make her waiiit

VILDE: Now she has waited long enough

[Eva added Noora to the group]

NOORA: Oh snap

NOORA: I’ll remember that

VILDE: Sana what’s happening with Yossi??

SANA: He’s not answering

EVA: Ugh, boys!!

CHRIS: OMG

CHRI: What if Yousef is William’s twin and he disappears and stops answering messages and he moves to London

CHRIS: Or Noora. She’s not very good at answering to messages either

NOORA: What’s up with the nagging

EVA: You’re too happy. We have to take you down a notch

NOORA: I’ll try calling him

SANA: Huh?

SANA: What are you going to say? Isn’t that a bit nerdy

NOORA: He’s not answering

@темы: ролик, сезон 4, новая серия, переписка